When was the last time you....

[Hook]

Tuesday. But I touched it gently and told it, "hush little one, you're next".


When was d last time yuh fix yuh car antenna just to hear a particular radio station, and turns out thas d one station that not picking up properly?

[hindian]

About two months ago lol


When last you got up earlier than usual to cook lunch to carry to work cuz yuh pocket hardup this month?

[Hook]

Nah, I does try to carry lunch these days. I spend way too much money buying lunch.


When was d last time yuh drag out half a pepper from a pastelle?

[venomz]

pimento pepper ina pastelle is a MUST!


What last yuh break ah piece of cane with yuh knee and proceeded to peel it with yuh teeth?

[Hook]

this wasn't no pimento nuh

Last time I mash een a piece of cane was ages ago oui


When was d last time a light fixture in d office fall and buss yuh head?

[Xplode]

Never
Last time yuh girl fart on you wile cuddling in bed

Last time yuh mash dog$hit with yuh car and it so stink it cumin tru ac vents then you know is time to change ac cabin filter.


Last time you sleep with a weapon under your pillow or close by.


Last time yuh watch bet channel,it ain't good like before.


Last time you buy a electronic device plug it in,and in the dark you forget and asking yuh self what that red light doing there.



Last time yuh sleep with your watch on


Last time you forget to roll yuh windows up and rain fall wet up inside your car


Last time yuh buy a cocoyea broom .


Last time yuh take out a rug and beat it with a cocoyea broom.


Last time yuh spell cocoyea broom and wonder if you spell it wright.

Last time you know somebody. Come inside and change up your ac settings ,and you get so mad yuh let go a yeah big stricken dutty mudda cow foot

Last time yuh tracking a thing from behind ,she turn around and she pregnant.

Last time you pay all your bills,yuh broken and feeling real good.

Last time yuh went in courts or standards ,go in the bed section and ask the sales rep if this bed you could put down good work on it,:lol:


Last time battery in remote dead instead using the buttons on the tv ,jump in yuh car ,go in traffic ,park up nearly getting wreck to go buy batteries .


Last time yuh buss a toots in the bush and wipe with socks or drawz.

all the time ,my glock alawys with me

:lol: this wasn't no pimento nuh

Last time I mash een a piece of cane was ages ago oui


When was d last time a light fixture in d office fall and buss yuh head?

putting up a Christmas tree home ,touch the light and it buss

when last time ink run out in printer ,and you try to refill do stupidity ,ink get all over you.

gone to by ink then end up buying a new printer with ink included ,when you see the price of ink refill alone

[risley93]

all d time...

when last yuh get wrong pay

[speedist]

Neva!

When last yuh take a taxi and had to sit next to a somebody who breath smelling like sheet?

[joker]

When last joker post dat some one will dead and he died?

[GoS]

When last joker stop lieing

[joker]

Joker doh lie....

Wen last yuh realize gos still can't spell after all these years on tuner ?

[Ted_v2]

About 6 months ago.

When last someone told you sweet dreams?

[X-Axis]

Last night on d plane from Mexico. Stewardess.


When last yuh in a plane, get dread turbulence and start to pay because u thought u dead?

[joker]

Tuesday.....
Wen last yuh threaten a man to bun dong he house because he owing.....and he tell u ..."you cyah do it":grin:

[hindian]

Never.


When last yuh had fruits for breakfast and when yuh done yuh more hungry than when you started?

[Mr.Bollywood]

Never.


When last yuh had fruits for breakfast and when yuh done yuh more hungry than when you started?

Whenever I fasting, that does happen


When lass yuh went a function ... and when u reach out full ah guntas watching yuh hard hard so u end of leaving?

[gunsmoke]

Never frig the guntas

When last you watch a blues

[kevin5211]

Last week

When last u watch a blues on dvd

[rfari]

Hmm years now. Internet porn easier.

When last ollur spend a bad money in shopping cart hero, lorse it and geh sick after?

[Ted_v2]

had to google that, but never

when last you wondered what was that in rfari pic ?

[1UZFE]

Everyday. I think is ah butterfly.
When last allyuh went to church or temple or mosque on a Sunday?

[kevin5211]

Its been a while.


When last you eat prayers food. Channa and aloo n roti, d works

[joker]

I would' ve ate that today wit an invite....
Wen las yuh gone.to catch fish and de cooler was too.small..
??

[kevin5211]

I would' ve ate that today wit an invite....
Wen las yuh gone.to catch fish and de cooler was too.small..
??

U spranging all over, but you could still make a pass.lol



Three weeks ago

[all4lee]

When last u go drag n wine n eat som of dere bess BBQ dat sellin dere?

[pluggie]

Never, I used to just drink

When last on fantasize on pumping up your wife / gf sister ?

[speedist]

Never. She sister orgly.

When las yuh went to take a dump and realise it have no TP when yuh finish?

[Hook]

Never. I doh saddle unless it have first.



When was d last time yuh shoe leggo on yuh while yuh walking?

[ruffrider27]

Last weeks ,slippers doh
When last time yuh walk out the bank with $250,000 cash in a book bag ,look skuuffy ,slippers on,with a buss up short pants,looking so for nobody to rub u

[Hook]

Wednesday.



When was d last time an OSH official show up for an inspection three weeks after the initial reports were made, including a week after an employee was injured?