People can be so 'in your face' these days. Only last night a complete stranger asked me if I preferred legs or breasts.
I told him that, actually, I liked hairy fannies, but it turned out that this wasn't an option with the KFC bargain bucket.
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The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.
Unfortunately, although the man was wearing shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back in place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
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I pulled my Rooster out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?"
"Your nookie?" I asked, disgusted.
"No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn stuck on my knob.
