stalest joke competiition

[rabiesebola]

three frogs went a race and one came toad

[spyro]

Toad...:grin::grin:

[canon]

this is rell jones we
propsss.....

[ruffrider27]

rasta man with healing powers


















































jah cure

[spyro]

What's a Rasta man favourite fruit????


Jahmoon:grin:

[stev]

got this one from a friend:

whats the hardest part of any vegetable to eat?



...the wheelchair

[Morpheus]

rasta man with healing powers







jah cure

I teef dis one. Everybody weak yes.

[Hook]

*steups @ "wheelchair"*

[desifemlove]

What is Jesus' favourite synomyn for the word angry?

Cross.



Why most people into gun crime darkish black fellas?

Night time is good camouflage.

[SmokeyGTi]

rasta man with healing powers






jah cure

good one.

[stev]

some of u might not get it....


What do you call a crazy Indian sex toy?


...dildo pagal hai

[Hook]

o lawd steve

[pluggie]

some of u might not get it....


What do you call a crazy Indian sex toy?


...dildo pagal hai

[stev]

how many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?


...to get to the other side

[Icandy]

A one-eyed man and a cokey-eyed man bounced into one another while walking on the road. The cokey-eyed man told the one-eyed man "boy why yuh doh watch wey yuh going?". The one-eyed man's response was "why you doh go wey yuh watching!"

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lmaooo love the one-eyed man's response

[desifemlove]

how many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?


...to get to the other side

[Pinz]

Wah kinda food thin ppl does eat??


..........TIN FOOD LOL

[Trini Hookah]

Way boy Pinz

[TINT NATION]

What is the name of the Rasta fisherman's wife?






JANET

[stev]

Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone?

...cuz he cudnt find the droid he was looking for.

[Trini Hookah]

Wow

[COROLLA KID]

People can be so 'in your face' these days. Only last night a complete stranger asked me if I preferred legs or breasts.

I told him that, actually, I liked hairy fannies, but it turned out that this wasn't an option with the KFC bargain bucket.

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The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.

Unfortunately, although the man was wearing shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back in place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
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I pulled my Rooster out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?"

"Your nookie?" I asked, disgusted.

"No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn stuck on my knob.

[stev]

i see corolla kid has the Gillette blues...

[MadCrix]

haha sweet corn.. gross lol

[rabiesebola]

what kinda deodarant lindsay does use?

Gillette!!!!!!

[cherrypopper]

What you call a chocolate covered chinee?







Ping pong.

[skylinechild]

Q: how do u call an indian man without any property ??

A:Nolan (no land)

[K74T]

:|

[COROLLA KID]

I wanted to tell a stale joke about a bed?.................But I eh make up yet.

[COROLLA KID]

Back in de days,two man talking bout who have de latest car.One say boy I have ah March. De next one, say no ah have de latest one out....ah have ah December.