stalest joke competiition

[fouljuice]

Why did the fisherman call his bait crazy?






















It was in seine

[hong kong phooey]

After both suffering from depression for a while, the wife and I were going to
commit suicide the other day.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better.
So I thought, screw it, I'll just rock on….

[hong kong phooey]

After both suffering from depression for a while, the wife and I were going to
commit suicide the other day.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better.
So I thought, screw it, I'll just rock on….

[nissan4life]

A kid came out from the toilet and saw his mother making a cake.
He ran saying mommy mommy i could lick the bowl.
She watched him and said boy you is a kinda ass,just go and flush like everyone else.

[stev]

Worker: I am very sick, won't make it to the office.

Boss: Are you okay? do you have the flu?

Worker: I have anal glaucoma?

Boss: wtf is anal glaucoma?

Worker: I can't see my ass coming to work today.

[Spitfir3]

so there were these 2 guys in a lunatic asylum and one night they decided they don't want to live in the asylum anymore so they decided they're going to escape
so they get up onto the roof and there just across this narrow gap they see the rooftops of the town stretching away in the moonlight......stretching away to freedom

now, the first guy jumps across with no problem but his friend daredn't make the leap y'see he was afraid of falling

so then the first guy has an idea..he says "hey!I have my flashlight with me!I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings.You can walk along the beam and join me!"

but the second guy just shakes his head..he says "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM CRAZY?"
"You'd turn it off when i was half way across!"
-The Joker

[Mr.Bollywood]

Just to bump the thread back up with ah stale joke



Some ppl argue and call it eggplant, and others argue and call it melongene ,

Why d hell allyuh juss cah let bhaigans be bhaigans!!?? :lol::D

[supremacy_007]

hahahahaha

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

That's actually quite stupid

[spyro]

Why did Thor cover d seat with toilet paper?????????????????????????????????????












For Assgard:lol:

[IdleMind2504]

What do you call a hooker you pay with spaghetti ??



a ... pastatute

[spyro]

What they does call ah fisherman son???????????











Baaaaaaaaait...

[spyro]

Ah man and he gyul sit down to watch ah movie,d man say babes laywe watch ah xrated naa..??? She agrees and 10 minutes into d jooks she turns to him and says babe ah cud do with some action..








Man put on ah Kung Fu:lol:

[Morpheus]

:|



:lol:

[joker]

Ah man and he gyul sit down to watch ah movie,d man say babes laywe watch ah xrated naa..??? She agrees and 10 minutes into d jooks she turns to him and says babe ah cud do with some action..








Man put on ah Kung Fu:lol:

Lol:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[thejoshman1]

What you does call ah indian crab?














Meh Hut Meh Gundee (mahatma ghandhi)

[joker]

What you does call ah indian crab?














Meh Hut Meh Gundee (mahatma ghandhi)

I think this more fail than stale

[Cantmis]

[$m@llboy]

A one-eyed man and a cokey-eyed man bounced into one another while walking on the road. The cokey-eyed man told the one-eyed man "boy why yuh doh watch wey yuh going?". The one-eyed man's response was "why you doh go wey yuh watching!"

..........................

[sonygoup]

My submission

Bunji say he ha one big stink truck on d road but Junior Sammy have 200!:|

[mitsuboi]

A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. ‘You’ll get your chance in court,’ says the desk sergeant.

‘No, no, no! says the man. ‘I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!’






An officer came to my house and asked "where were u between 5 and 6?" i replied "kindergarten"

[pluggie]

^^^

lolz was geed

[Country_Bookie]

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

[maj. tom]

[JahSoldi3r]

Worker: I am very sick, won't make it to the office.

Boss: Are you okay? do you have the flu?

Worker: I have anal glaucoma?

Boss: wtf is anal glaucoma?

Worker: I can't see my ass coming to work today.

lmfao...u real?

[skylinechild]

2 fags & 2 lesbians are packin to move from san franciso to New York??
who arrives 1st?

the Lesbians, they went Lickety split, the fags are stilll packin their chit

[uncle sam]

Ah man and he gyul sit down to watch ah movie,d man say babes laywe watch ah xrated naa..??? She agrees and 10 minutes into d jooks she turns to him and says babe ah cud do with some action..








Man put on ah Kung Fu:lol:

this had me rolling

[SmokeyGTi]

Two gays married in ah Indian wedding d odder day..the pundit announce dem as the bullahin and the bullaha

[purple_heart77]

LMFO!!!

[supercharged turbo]

^^das not ah joke....das ah fcuking essay