option for a child free couple

[zoom rader]

slimey skin
snotty hog nose
pickey hair

#cute

Pios them gunta in ur work place does bring dey picknee to wuk

[pioneer]

Nah but they demand dey bring dem to we staff xmas lunch

Wha dey does do is jus stay home randomly and exceed their leave entitlement...then claim daycare was closed or de chile sick...and they get away with it...

This time dey gone caranage on ah bday bram

[Chimera]

WTF.. scratching a painting into the paint of a car? I've never heard about that before. I feel I hadda invest in a CCTV just to monitor my car yes allyuh tryin to scare me now.

a time i park my black car by one some in laws. relative was fixing his car in the same garage at the time so he had a open ratchet set on the ground

I come back to see his daughter(prolly 3 years?) scratch her name on his car with a socket and was about to write her ABCs on my car......

i decide it was safer to park on the road after that incident because they more vex than you if you tell them anything about their children

[MG Man]

yup
when I was looking at properties some years back, I was horrified that these fancy-schmancy gated communities don't allow you to erect a fence....I asked one guy what happens when I fixing my car in my driveway and the neighbour kid passes and steals one of my tools.....he said dem ting doh happen in these kinda places :-/
I ended up buying land and putting up a wall........

[AllTrac]

WTF.. scratching a painting into the paint of a car? I've never heard about that before. I feel I hadda invest in a CCTV just to monitor my car yes allyuh tryin to scare me now.

a time i park my black car by one some in laws. relative was fixing his car in the same garage at the time so he had a open ratchet set on the ground

I come back to see his daughter(prolly 3 years?) scratch her name on his car with a socket and was about to write her ABCs on my car......

i decide it was safer to park on the road after that incident because they more vex than you if you tell them anything about their children

you didnt rest some hard slap on she and tell she parents she fall down?
I tired do my lil cousin that.

[pioneer]

Let's not forget renters who does want to come wid dey bagga stink chiren...flushin pampers down de de toilet and friggin up de sewer system an demandin jostiss

Not one fork ah dat...ha chiren?...go somewey else...yuh make chile?...get out

[MG Man]

ay allyuh careful eh...apparently if yuh complain about chirren, yuh gyul barren

[pete]

Well if you're flushing pampers down the toilet then you're just doing it wrong..

[MG Man]

still not as bad as some ah dem flushin babies :-/

[pioneer]

We had some neighbours who used to put pampers under dey plum tree...dey bawl daiz manure

[rspann]

Let's not forget renters who does want to come wid dey bagga stink chiren...flushin pampers down de de toilet and friggin up de sewer system an demandin jostiss

Not one fork ah dat...ha chiren?...go somewey else...yuh make chile?...get out

Pioneer is 100% correct, I used to go through that regularly, now, hardly any children in my apartments. If you know how much it cost me repairing soakaways and snaking out lines. Don't talk about how the rugrats does drag they hands on the walls while walking.

[S_2NR]

vasectomy crew checking in

[eurogirl]

So you have to be barren to not want kids around you ...wow

Logic not too good na

[RBphoto]

Dem does bull real quiet

[Sky]

This is either a bot as said or some troll with a new account, starting a thread to bring up chessburn.
And they were successful.
Like I said, there are MANY apartments that say no kids or pets.
OP couldn't do any "research" and discover otherwise.
And to all the morons who jump on OP's case, I'd never like to meet your dragged up children.
The mere fact that you're offended shows that you believe it's ok for kids to do all that sheit.

[New_SPECIES]

There are many apartments where no kids or pets are allowed. OP on sheit

^^This is what I was thinking!

[RBphoto]

So if you bull silently your children will come out quiet?

[Les Bain]

It have real ads stating no children, professional couples only, etc. Wuz the problem?

As far as picky head demons go, where I rented before was a no child policy as well. Man show up begging with wife and child, claiming he wouldn't be there for long.
Only thing they stop short of doing was peeing on everything and claiming it their territory. Endless supply of gunta showing up blasting music and blocking the gate, and the child doing a good job of making noise up to hours in the night when a child that age should be long asleep.

He had a thing for my current car the moment it show up in the yard. Always hanging around it. His parents gave him a bike, always coming and leaving his bike around the car. Eventually a dent appeared on the car sometime while it was parked in the yard. Social justice squad go say it was either a coincidence or my car grieving cause it infertile.