When was the last time you....

[joker]

never



when las yuh gutz out a fuener

[boostornuttin]

2012 carnival ,ah sweet indian from gb...my gawd de memories....ah yes to be yung

when was d lass time yuh got drunk on ah tuesday..

[joker]

every tuesday....


when las yuh drop a pencil on the floor to see the teacher undergarments?

[Hook]

circa 1996... Mrs. Tam




When was d last time yuh wear jeans to work cuz yuh eh feel like ironing?

[shaha87]

Everyday


When was d last time yuh hit sum high numbers in yuh car on yuh way to work in d morning?

[DjDaniel]

I does take maxi

When last yuh smoke ah hard ganja

kyaa huu wahh I love my gannn jahhh..

[Hook]

loooong time boy...looong time...





When was d last time yuh squeeze out a puhpse in a meeting without leaning to one side and instead yuh feel it like a grape-sized bubble run up yuh buttcrack to yuh pants waist?

[Habit7]

Nah, only in water


When was the last time you play bold at all-you-can-eat sushi, and your shellfish allergy start acting up and nearly swell up your throat?

[Hook]

never...I know my place around seafood





When was d last time a fire alarm went off in the department downstairs and yuh realize yuh building have no evacuation procedure or muster point?


brb going downstairs to the car park

[crazybalhead]

Never. Building has regular drills.
And muster points.








When last yuh tootoodong yuhself?

[Hook]

I might've been five or six years old





when was d last time yuh tell yuhself "naaaah meaineatin' all dat today", and then you eat your lunch for breakfast?

[adriano7910]

about two years ago when i was gyming.

when was the last time you in a meeting leave to go use the toilet and realize it have no toilet paper, so you have to use a page from one of your documents to wipe. :/

[Ignorant Ignis]

never.......

well last you hit a fat ting for financial gain

[crazybalhead]

never!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When last a deputy tell yuh she love yuh?

[boostornuttin]

well last you hit a fat ting for financial gain[/quote]

lasnite

[joker]

^^ the man was referring to female eh!


all my deputies tell mih they love mih



wen las yuh jump through a window 2 am in the morning and fall in a river?

[Mr.Bollywood]

^^ Nah not ah river, fell in the sea, was at a beach house and uncle eat ah shatine and he forget to close the vents for the bathroom and the place air conditioned to... So out the Window into a bush and roll down into the sea


When lass yuh mix red Bull, full throttle and coffee together and drink it down?

[gastly369]

dafuq never


when last yuh walk/run into ah glass door

[Ted_v2]

my doors them always dirty so it never happened.

when was the last time you buss a e tackle

[NR8]

Years ago. There was a curtain in front the door.



When last yuh get Banzai'd™?

[black start]

never

when lass yuh drop ah hammer on yuh foot?

[Mr.Bollywood]

3 weeks ago, hurt like hell

When lass yuh run over a person foot?

[De Dragon]

3 weeks ago, hurt like hell

When lass yuh run over a person foot?

Thursday gone in a sweat. When last yuh tek' ah Puncheon?

[BAZZINGA]

Last year December when i had the cold.

When last yuh gone Shark River to lime?

[Mr.Bollywood]

Last year August/September, had such a good time cah remember that river really bess

When lass u see ah high class vagrant???

[Ted_v2]

a while ago in sando

refused a 1$


when last you see a person and wanted to slap them?

[Hook]

Every time I see my AO2 in work.





When was d last time yuh get yuh drive wheels stick up in mud?

[black start]

wheh ah gone la vega with le gf

when last yuh car get pull home?

[Hook]

May 2011...had to take it back from a crook mechanic who used to work disneyland




when was d last time yuh pay a mechanic to fix yuh car, and yuh end up taking it back and fix it for yourself?

[Yodins]

never happened.

when was the last time yuh bite yuh nails, swallow it and sheit it out?