things to do when current gone

[Trini Hookah]

sleep











with what village is a different story

[MG Man]

no wonder when breeze blow thru de village all yuh does smell is musty pumpum

[mitsu_chick941]

[MG Man]

[DFC]

when current gone and mammy and daddy upstairs sleeping.

open a tin of sardine, take of clothes.
rub sardine all over body, moreso over the nipples area.
(i suggest brunswick in soybean oil)

lie down on the back step...wait for your 3 dogs to come.

close eyes. pretend is 3 women licking your body.

hope that current doesnt come back on.
and then go bathe.

[silver]

open a tin of sardine, take of clothes.
rub sardine all over body, moreso over the nipples area.
(i suggest brunswick in soybean oil)

Yuh like TUNA?? yuh like Brunswick TUNA??
SLAB ORF


but amm...seriously... :WTF:

[Cid]

dam.......................... u real nasty jed




peanut butter wouldn't smell as bad

[MG Man]

DFC is my heero

[DFC]

dogs dont like peanut butter to much....they wud just lick a few times and go away
(i learnt this from past experience)

but with the sardine...man they wont stop licking...and when u leave a bit of sardine round yuh nipples...the dogs actually eat it off.

feels good man.

[noshownogo]

little bit again, man go use science to prove theory oui...

[Rahtid]

1)play loud music in the car and annoy neighbours (especially music from vybz kartel and mavado)
2)sleep early
3)drive out to the nearest grocery with current and do my shopping (i dont normally get time to do that nah)
4)play cards or some game with my son and wife/gf
5)spend dark quality time with the family,,lol

[MG Man]

u play cards wid yuh wife's g/f?
geh orn bad fadda

[shotta 20]

Try to frighten somebody.
Ghost stories, sounds or even throw a white sheet over u.

[shogun]

(1) Get serious kicks watching your "significant other" try to stay close to you because she's scared, even though she has her own lantern.
(2) Wait for her to fall asleep, steal her lantern, find a nice hiding spot, then make a loud noise and watch the comedy/cuss-up, ensue.
(3) Play "the current comin' back in (insert time here)". Warning though, this game gets tired real fast and no one EVER wins because TTEC fauk up.

Waittt hold up you seriously saying lantern?? Who the hell says that?

I don't know, maybe the fcuking company that makes them?
Trying to get "tuner clique points" are we SBJ? ... kissarse.

[redmanjp]

2)Use computer til UPS die (approximately 6 hrs)

6hrs? must be a real big expensive UPS dey!

does shut-down my desktop & use my UPS to power router & modem & a couple CFL bulbs but only for a 1-2hrs

[shogun]

^ ent.

[rdeonarine]

play ketch and bull

[Odessy]

pray it com bac,so de fan could work and mosquito wouldnt buzz in yuh earhole.


and yuh wouldnt sweat to

[gundelero]

but if u guttsing something out, u won't mind sweating.

[DFC]

when night reall hot.
no ac, no fan..and yuh sweating in yuh bed. Yuh need cooling from inside.
so get some ice cubes from the fridge before it melt out.

suck on some ice, and push one or two blocks of ice up your bottom.

its tingles at first, but then you feel the coolness rising up and pervading your whole being.
it slowly dissolves and you get feelings that you cannot explain.

try it yuh might like it.

[bushwakka]

use UPS to pong music from ur z5500 and make de neighbour jealous

[~Vēġó~]

intruiging DFC intruiging....

[silver]

DFC...yuh original....i hadda give yuh dat...

[rollingstock]

sleep











with who is a different story

Let me clear my throat here.



















ME! ME! ME! ME!

[MG Man]

u have ah lifetime supply ah Valtrex orr?

[MG Man]

it's all about suppression, my dear

[Trini Hookah]

u have ah lifetime supply ah Valtrex orr?

rollingstock and gundelero in an intense battle over HG oui

[rollingstock]

u have ah lifetime supply ah Valtrex orr?

cdap my dear man.

[sharkman121]

when night reall hot.
no ac, no fan..and yuh sweating in yuh bed. Yuh need cooling from inside.
so get some ice cubes from the fridge before it melt out.

suck on some ice, and push one or two blocks of ice up your bottom.

its tingles at first, but then you feel the coolness rising up and pervading your whole being.
it slowly dissolves and you get feelings that you cannot explain.

try it yuh might like it.

nah hoss i gud, if yuh take ice up yuh arse, who know what else u cud take.

[mitsu_chick941]

u have ah lifetime supply ah Valtrex orr?

like d cheesecake run out orrrr?



*heads over to red booth*