Ode to a Forum Classifieds Piper

[Safeq]

You know me, I'm that guy always bumping up posts
I know every owner, and every car is a bess ride
You see me lurking in posts,
more knowlegeable about the vehicle than the owners or manufacturers
I always almost have the cash,
or need to sell my car,
or wish the car wasn't black cause I don't do black
I don't flame, but I don't purchase either
I'm like a forum groupie
Salivating at the hope for a glimpse of what I will not buy
I know the car inside out even if all I ever did was help wash one
I may drive from time to time, if Pops in a deep sleep
I've wanted to buy everything from a Pride to a Ferrari
And one day I will, soon as I get a job
I'm the bane of forum existence
But I'll never be banned
Because I keep those posts bumping
Plus I know the man in the tan van
So feed my hunger
Announce new sales and let me be free
I need pics and details and car history
Then I can continue playing Gran Tourismo on my PS3


Disclaimer:
No tuners were hurt in the making of the submission.
All references appearing in this production are fictional.
Any resemblance to real tuners, living or dead is purely coincidental.

***I think it's healthy to laugh at ourselves sometimes, cause I know I've been guilty of some of this, cause in the end we're all auto enthusiasts at heart.
Hopefully this doesn't get deleted. Not sure whether it's all politically correct and stuff but hey I was idle and try a ting***

[Shaquon]

bump

lol

[crazybalhead]

We know who they are.

Me included.

[hydroep]

LOL...oh lawd! It have real talented people on here boi...

[2 d Max Auto]

LOL

x2

Pios yuh selling the car, I might almost have the money

[Sky]

[Sam87]

D' man knockin all dem school tuners there boi... lol.. bess!

[Rainman]

X2

[buzz]

You know me, I'm that guy always bumping up posts
I know every ower, and every car is a bess ride
You see me lurking in posts,
more knowlegeable about the vehicle than the owners or manufacturers
I always almost have the cash,
or need to sell my car,
or wish the car wasn't black cause I don't do black
I don't flame, but I don't purchase either
I'm like a forum groupie
Salivating at the hope for a glimpse of what I will not buy
I know the car inside out even if all I ever did was help wash one
I may drive from time to time, if Pops in a deep sleep
I've wanted to buy everything from a Pride to a Ferrari
And one day I will, soon as I get a job
I'm the bane of forum existence
But I'll never be banned
Because I keep those posts bumping
Plus I know the man in the tan van
So feed my hunger
Announce new sales and let me be free
I need pics and details and car history
Then I can continue playing Gran Tourismo on my PS3


Disclaimer:
No tuners were hurt in the making of the submission.
All references appearing in this production are fictional.
Any resemblance to real tuners, living or dead is purely coincidental.

***I think it's healthy to laugh at ourselves sometimes, cause I know I've been guilty of some of this, cause in the end we're all auto enthusiasts at heart.
Hopefully this doesn't get deleted. Not sure whether it's all politically correct and stuff but hey I was idle and try a ting***

a late entry for thread of the year here

[crazybalhead]

*coughslimthugandearthquakecough*

[IdleMind2504]

hahaha...

[foss]

*coughslimthugandearthquakecough*

not hottgyul ?
where is the "bane" btw

[MG Man]

can we do a solodex/ drifting one now for skyline babe?

[Aquarius]

lurkers

[foss]

all "lurkers" identify .... *SCREAM !!!!!*

[kurpal_v2]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[noshownogo]

i mildly offended but otherwise amused

[rodfarva]

[rollingstock]

BWTMC you writing about me for!

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

LOL

What YOU laughing at?

[Damien]

[Duane 3NE 2NR]

LOL

[Mr. Cheese]

LOL...

[pyromaniax]

sheit i get make out

[AllTrac]

rofl well done!!

[Alpha_2nr]

I am deeply offended