Postby RBphoto » June 3rd, 2015, 9:24 am
Good day, I noticed you are interested in getting a divorce. There is no greater love than the love for oneself. Let RBphoto capture this event in all it's glory. From taking pictures of the scars of abuse, family anguish, and the broken awkwardness of posing with someone you completely do not want in your life again, there are many other services I can provide. The thrash the dress session, where you can thrash the dress, or even set it on fire (Without the bride wearing it of course), has an extended package where I can photograph burning the whole wardrobe or even the house. The Grand charge package includes the tender cutlass sharpening moments and the "Fire up" puncheon drinking session with your friends. I call it the bachelor party special. It is much better than a Pre-wedding bachelor party. Your friends are actually jealous of you, everyone can tell you what they actually think of your wife and if a partner gets too dunk and reveals that he (or any number of men) had inappropriate relations with her, you actually feel sorry for them and your bond deepens.
In the event that I am booked and find myself taking pictures of you posing with weed killer like it is a bottle of Jhonny Blue at a club, or notice any rope and candle, you will be thankful that you have booked RBphoto. At no cost, we will automatically activate the friend in need package, where we will set up surveillance cameras for a suicide watch , call every hour and visit you twice a day until we are paid in full or the check clears.
Boudoir sessions start at $3,000.00 if you are, in fact, a woman. *Jusssayin*
