stalest joke competiition

[unciviclized]

Take win

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[ADONI]

I just show some co-workers this and get cuss....LOL!!!

[nissanforever]

any more jokes?

[nissanforever]

any more jokes?

[stev]

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!



The lawyer was cross-examining a witness.
“Isn’t it true, “he bellowed, “that you were given $500.00 to throw this case?”
The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question. The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction - no response.
Finally, the judge spoke to the witness, “Please answer the question.”
“Oh,” said the startled witness, “I thought he was talking to you.”

[88sins]

"Two gators, named Roach and Beannee, were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one, Beanne, turned to the bigger one, Roach, and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the Roach, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied Beannee.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the drainage ditch, you know...near the parking lot, by the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars, and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sheit out of them, and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says Roach, the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment.

See, by the time you finish shaking the sheit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an assh-l- and a briefcase!"

[Slartibartfast]

What can think the unthinkable








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- Mike Tyson

[Chimera]

Lollllll

[Slartibartfast]

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

[Kasey]

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Put this on the religion post LOL

[daas]

why the skeleton could not go to the party

dafuq.....


because he had no boby

[STORM1234]

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umm ok

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umm ok

[INHUMAN]

Posting 4x = funny?

What is a boby tho?

[daas]

"Two gators, named Roach and Beannee, were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one, Beanne, turned to the bigger one, Roach, and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the Roach, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied Beannee.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the drainage ditch, you know...near the parking lot, by the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars, and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sheit out of them, and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says Roach, the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment.

See, by the time you finish shaking the sheit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an assh-l- and a briefcase!"

u know some jokes may be stale but still kinda funny...this joke was flat out stale i mean not even worthy of a smirk

[88sins]

if you really want to experience something funny, I strongly suggest you look into a mirror


other than that, either contribute or close yuh yaphole

[daas]

if you really want to experience something funny, I strongly suggest you look into a mirror


other than that, either contribute or close yuh yaphole

oh snap, u did it again

[humbleservant]

Two convicts escape from a prison in the dead of night and reach a small cliff overlooking a pond that they must jump to get to the bottom.

One says to the other," You go first and tell me how deep it is."

So the first one jumps....... and says," Its sheit, and it reached my ankles."

The other jumps in after and sheit reaches right up to his neck.

He flips out and says," I thought you told me it reached your ankles!"

The other one says," I went in head first..."

[thebossman]

Allyuh hear the one about the BED?




yuh eh hear it cause I "eh make it up yet".

bo dom ching!

[wagonon20's]

D forrkkk:roll:

[Slartibartfast]

Allyuh hear bout the new movie "Cuncy Pay Sean"?












It didn't come out yet

[SmokeyGTi]

^^ heard it got held up...

[Slartibartfast]

Yeah things got really backed up after production

[daas]

A tree decided he didn't want to be a part of social media anymore.









































So he logged out.

[Advent]

A tree decided he didn't want to be a part of social media anymore.









































So he logged out.

[Advent]

lol