stalest joke competiition

[Jamesk01]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?









A white horse fall in mud.

[Jamesk01]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?









A white horse fall in mud.

[stev]

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?




......Women




"Jesus loves you."
A nice gesture in church.
A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

[Chimera]

So Stev and he gyul walk into kfc in town to buy a dinner special

jus so jus so, the man in front of them in the line, watch stev gyul and rock she a hard slap

so stev get vex, he want to know who this man feel he is

he say "u is a bad man or sum? slap she again if you feel you is a bad man"

so the man rock she a next slap

stev get taken back, he want to know what the firetruck really going on

he say "eh heh, you is a bad man, well if you is a real real bad man, slap she again na, jus slap she again"


so the man bring back his hand and hit stev gyul a hard slap that almost knock off she head, gyul fall down


stev tell the gyul "babes lewwe go from here, we dealing with a real real bad man"

[Chimera]

So Stev and he gyul walk into kfc in town to buy a dinner special

jus so jus so, the man in front of them in the line, watch stev gyul and rock she a hard slap

so stev get vex, he want to know who this man feel he is

he say "u is a bad man or sum? slap she again if you feel you is a bad man"

so the man rock she a next slap

stev get taken back, he want to know what the firetruck really going on

he say "eh heh, you is a bad man, well if you is a real real bad man, slap she again na, jus slap she again"


so the man bring back his hand and hit stev gyul a hard slap that almost knock off she head, gyul fall down


stev tell the gyul "babes lewwe go from here, we dealing with a real real bad man"

[Chimera]

So Stev and he gyul walk into kfc in town to buy a dinner special

jus so jus so, the man in front of them in the line, watch stev gyul and rock she a hard slap

so stev get vex, he want to know who this man feel he is

he say "u is a bad man or sum? slap she again if you feel you is a bad man"

so the man rock she a next slap

stev get taken back, he want to know what the firetruck really going on

he say "eh heh, you is a bad man, well if you is a real real bad man, slap she again na, jus slap she again"


so the man bring back his hand and hit stev gyul a hard slap that almost knock off she head, gyul fall down


stev tell the gyul "babes lewwe go from here, we dealing with a real real bad man"

[ismithx]

why stev tho? wha he do you

[stev]

buh wah d arse

and to think my girl and I were in KFC yesterday. lol

[de_dougla_smurf]

This suit is black not.

[fouljuice]

Stev gyul collect bout 9 slap dey?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

[Slartibartfast]

Daz nothing. Stev girl end up in court for stealing a bag of red mango. So the judge sentence her to a week in jail. So the lawyer say "Well it only had seven piece of red mango in the bag so that not so bad. It work out to one day a piece"

Stev turn to the judge an say "Eh Boss, meh gyul tief a big bag of rice to"

[stev]

allyuh leave my woman alone!!!


anyways...she left me for a midget........



.....cant believe she would stoop so low

[Slartibartfast]

Doh do anything stupid eh Stev. Try to be the bigger man.

[stev]

Doh do anything stupid eh Stev. Try to be the bigger man.

[equinsu ocha]

and she poor so..

she short change

[skylinechild]

Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
A: Boo-bees

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"

[Slartibartfast]

What does the President's wife call him after sending letters to Rachel Price lawyer?









PAPi

[Pinz]

there was once a man who live in a wooden house, with a wooden bathroom, with wooden soap and he wooden bathe

[Pinz]

there was once a man who live in a wooden house, with a wooden bathroom, with wooden soap and he wooden bathe

[RhymePaladin]

i wouldve tell alyuh a joke about a rope but it to long

[ismithx]

there was once a man who live in a wooden house, with a wooden bathroom, with wooden soap and he wooden bathe

nah this not stale it actually have heights

[nervewrecker]

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

LMAO

Lol

[triston]

Why did the chicken cross the football field?



Cause the refree called fowl!

[triston]

Why did the chicken cross the football field?



Cause the refree called fowl!

[triston]

Why did the chicken cross the football field?



Cause the refree called fowl!

[orangefox]

Indian wife is like a hand grenade.

Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

[orangefox]

A Couva teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"

Little Indrani raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."

"No Indrani, the answer is Maid Marion."

"But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."

[pluggie]

School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Indian.


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.


Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.


What's the difference between an Indian wedding and an Indian wake? One less drunk Indian.


Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin

78% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet.

[sicctt]

Yuh hear bout the fire in the supermarket ah hear tomato ketch-up and tamarind ball

[Pinz]

What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?












A loose Canon