stalest joke competiition

[TINT NATION]

What you call a chocolate covered chinee?







Ping pong.

LOL

[STREETFREAK]

I wanted to tell ah Toyota joke but I couldn't "RECALL"

[SmokeyGTi]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?


Claude

[STREETFREAK]

^^lol

[nos_specialist]

DO you wanna know, how Jesus Fed the Multitude with 5 Bread and 2 Fishes?

well He Cut the ends of the bread....and he had, Endless bread...

as for the fish.....


















































































He tell dem it have more fish in d sea....






































































wah d @ss u expect d man to give dem everything so? geezz....

[DVSTT]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?


Claude

[rspann]

He cut off the back of the fish. So he had fish no tail.

[SmokeyGTi]

some of u might not get it....


What do you call a crazy Indian sex toy?


...dildo pagal hai

Oh fack!!
Lol

[TINT NATION]

2 cows standing next to each other in a field,
Daisy says to Dolly, " I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.

"Its true, NO BULL!!!," exclaims Daisy.

[RhymePaladin]

Q. What do you call security guards at samsung?

A. Guardians of the Galaxy

[stev]

Dave: Knock, Knock.

Grandma: Who's there?

Dave: Dave.

Grandma: Dave who?





.........Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

[supercharged turbo]

Kay

[Havoc]

Dave: Knock, Knock.

Grandma: Who's there?

Dave: Dave.

Grandma: Dave who?





.........Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Lol!

[stev]

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

LMAO

[short_man]

Lol

[COROLLA KID]

And the clock who was hungry ... Went back four seconds.

[COROLLA KID]

My friend David lost his ID. We call him Dav now.

[Pinz]

wah ur does call ah indian race driver..............................












Ray Singh

[equinsu ocha]

Why black people don't go on cruise?















..cuz they not falling for that again!

[stev]

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

[Hook]

:lol::lol:

[Morpheus]

de hell haha

[Pinz]

what do you call crystal clear urine??

















1080pee

[Pinz]

what do you call crystal clear urine??

















1080pee

[Morpheus]

lawd.....

[ismithx]

what do you call crystal clear urine??

















1080pee

I swear i gonna start a petition for Duane to bring back sigs

[Slartibartfast]

Yesterday I was standing at the park wondering why does a frisbee look bigger the closer it gets...







... and then it hit me.

[Slartibartfast]

I owned an ant farm once...










.... but they didn't grow anything

[Morpheus]

[Pinz]

why couldn't the bike stand up????










It was two-tired