stalest joke competiition

[Morpheus]

^Nah that's mean

[shotta 20]

What u does call a black cinema?


















Cinebon

[Trini Hookah]

What u does call a black cinema?


















Cinebon

Wheel and never come again shotta

[Mr.Bollywood]

what is a cows first derivative??????






Prime rib!!!!! lmao

[BlackDragon23]

Doctor: I have good news and bad news

Patient: What is the good news?

Doctor: I found out that due to your condition you have 48 hours to live!

Patient: Oh my god, and what is the bad news?

Doctor: It took me 2 days to tell you

Patient: ...

Luv it!

[Mr.Bollywood]

they see me pull up in a Google Driverless car

they ask.... what engine i have ....

so I replied , A SEARCH ENGINE YO!

[STi VAN]

What do gay cows eat???







Hayyyyeee

[uncle sam]

^hahahaa

[ismithx]

they see me pull up in a Google Driverless car

they ask.... what engine i have ....

so I replied , A SEARCH ENGINE YO!

well done

[spyro]

Only one set ah BRA,BRA,BRA under the coka cola caps but no PANTIES:grin:

[joker]

How you does call a tall rastaman?






Ah hilux

[joker]

How you does call a tall rastaman?






Ah hilux

[Cantmis]

Michael Jackson woke up in hospital and said to the doctor “Am I in heaven?”.












The doctor said, “No, I’m just wheeling you through the children’s ward!”

[HSA]

allyuh have me readin this for 4 hrs now in work..it doh make sense i start anything now...d day already done....i'll just keep on reading.............. Thumbs up tho

[Kasey]

^^please tell meh allyuh have vacancies!!!!!

[Jade_Inc.]

^^please tell meh allyuh have vacancies!!!!!

Should I "lol" for this? Is this a stale joke?

[HSA]

^^please tell meh allyuh have vacancies!!!!!

Should I "lol" for this? Is this a stale joke?

na dan..doh "lol" is better you " rofl "

[stev]

how many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

....just one but it takes an entire surgical team to remove it.

[kadijahveronica]

What do u call a chinee with no glasses





















Wung se yu

[killercow]

While visiting South Africa with Dr Keith Rowley for the funeral of Nelson Mandela, Kamla Persad Bissessar invites Rowley to tea with her. She asks him what his leadership philosophy is. Rowley replied that he surrounds himself with intelligent people. Kamla asks him how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says Dr Rowley. "Allow me to demonstrate."

He calls Farris Al Rawi and says, Farris". Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Farris responds, "It's me, sir."

"Correct", says Rowley as he continue to chat with Kamla "Did you get that?"

"Yes Keith. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Trinidad, she decides she'd better put the Attorney General to the test. She summons Anand Ramlogan to her office and says, "Anand, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, ma'am, What's on your mind?"

"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Anand scratches his head and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Kamla agrees, and Anand leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Anand calls his old friend Volney at his home and explains his problem.

"Now look here Volney, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Volney answers immediately, "It's me, of course!"

Much relieved, Anand rushes back to the Prime Minister and exclaims, "I know the answer, ma'am! I know who it is! It's Volney!". With a clear look of disgust, Kamla replies, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Farris Al Rawi"

[Kasey]

Heard dat one many times but ppl just change the names to suit.

[spyro]

Ah woman slip and fall down in d fish market,so people gone to help she up, wen dey ask she 'tanty how you fall' she say she fall down 'boop'

[TINT NATION]

lol that was a good one spyro

[killercow]

Cause of Death: 16 Year Old Boys Dies From Masturbating 42 Times

Reason for Death: It was a good day to die hard

[TINT NATION]

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?







Cuatro Cinco

[KM_2NR]

Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver

[TINT NATION]

Why was the tomato blushing?




He saw the salad dressing

[Ronaldo95163]

Wuh yuh does call ah bear da geh soak in d rain???

Ah Drizzly bear

[stev]

what's Forrest Gump's password?

1forest1




how many south americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian

[nos_specialist]

A little girl was walking in a church..when a pastor was close by, as she walked up the stairs he noticed she didnt have on any underwear. He called her over and asked why? She said her mom doesnt have money to buy any, so He gave her $20 to buy some. When she got home she told her mom what happen...so her mom decided she want to try it too..she put on her shortest dress and no underwear and headed to the church. She waited until the pastor was close and she walked up the stairs. The pastor saw her called her over and handed her $5.00. She complained how come u give my daughter $20.00 and me $5.00.....the pastor quickly replied



Go buy a razor blade