stalest joke competiition

[bloodzbwoi]

52" LG smart 3D TV for $5,400. Let me know if u are interested, a friend of mine know the owner who want to travel and selling out stuff.
Here is a pic of same TV http://bit.ly/IFRXA8

thats d monster that ate d tv

[joker]

dem fellas in mittal and centrin get fired...................























dey did not go to see Man of Steel and Iron Man © serious joker

[parts_world]

how do u make HOLY water?????













u boil d HELL out of it!!!!!

[rocknrolla]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

[jusme]

^^

[parts_world]

which is the most slippery country in the world????????





GREECE!!!!!!

[spyro]

Ah woman walk into d police station to make ah report.She said officer ah now get grapes boy,ah now get grapes.
D officer replies,woman!!! you tryin to tell me you get rape???
D woman replies, no officer it was ah....







Bunch ah dem:grin:

[spyro]

Ah woman walk into d police station to make ah report.She said officer ah now get grapes boy,ah now get grapes.
D officer replies,woman!!! you tryin to tell me you get rape???
D woman replies, no officer it was ah....







Bunch ah dem:grin:

[spyro]

Ah woman walk into d police station to make ah report.She said officer ah now get grapes boy,ah now get grapes.
D officer replies,woman!!! you tryin to tell me you get rape???
D woman replies, no officer it was ah....







Bunch ah dem:grin:

[minipresident]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Nice!




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[Zim]

When yuh buy a box ah c0ckset, yuh does get ah stan?

[Zim]

When yuh buy a box ah c0ckset, yuh does get ah stan?

[rspann]

Why did Ian go up as the candidate for st Joseph?








He thought it was a BI-election.

[Morpheus]

oh sheit

[Morpheus]

oh sheit

[joker]

^^ eliteauto buss da one , in a thread.

[Morpheus]

oh sheit

[Mr.Bollywood]

With all dem sheitings, yuh have constipation? Or yuh need ah latren?

[Mr.Bollywood]

With all dem sheitings, yuh have constipation? Or yuh need ah latren?

[Morpheus]

^^:lol: I see like the phone sticking bug got you too eh

[Morpheus]

[Morpheus]

[Morpheus]

[Morpheus]

[Mr.Bollywood]

Nah boi I do like naruto and use ah copycat ninjitsu on my phone nah xD

[Morpheus]

Ting saying it fail and still posting de dam messages

[Mr.Bollywood]

Hahahahahahha yea jed, it rell annoying, here's what I do, just press submit, then cancel and discard then refresh, works for me posting once

[Morpheus]

Yeah I learnt that. Dud that for the post above

[Mr.Bollywood]

Yeah I learnt that. Dud that for the post above

Haha cool cool, thought it started back working for u

Anyway hear this one

Two antennae met on a roof and fell in love

The ceremony want much, but the Reception was excellent

[Brent Nora]