stalest joke competiition

[grad]

how do u feed a hundred men with a loaf of bread...
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cut off d ends an u get endless bread :\

[Mr.Bollywood]

what did the fish say when it hit a wall???????
































































DAM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ronaldo9]

Conan walks into a bar to by a beer and the barman's name is Ian,
Get it Bar- beer- ian. Failed! LOL

[ShaqThom]

Conan walks into a bar to by a beer and the barman's name is Ian,
Get it Bar- beer- ian. Failed! LOL

steups

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

went into the chinese rest.

Me: char sui kai fan
Owner: pelau
Me: no....a char sui kai fan please
Owner: pelau
me: WTF..You no untastan..i want a #$%^&ing char sui kai fan!!!
Owner: pelau

I steups and gave him the bird.
As i sat in my car and related the story to my wife while still being quite upset, she pointed the sign on the entrance to me which read:


LAU Chinese Restaurant - Pay first system.

[Mr.Bollywood]

Lol

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

hay hay hay.

what did the tie say to the hat??

















You go on ahead ill just hang around!

[Ronaldo9]

you shud pay Lau for some more jokes they are hilarious.

[Mr.Bollywood]

How many celebrities does it take to drive a supra?????




2-jay z (2jz is the engine in a supra for those who might be lost)

[Mr.Bollywood]

Did I kill this thread with the supra joke?

[Ronaldo9]

Sure seems that way huh?

[Ronaldo9]

Sure seems that way huh?

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

supra statement ?

[gastly369]

What did the penis say to the condom??

































"Cover me, I'm going in."

[stev]

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

[Spitfir3]

^^

[Ronaldo95163]

So stale I didn't even laugh

[DFC]

so this dude told me how he was in work and courts called him and told him he won a mini cooper in their mothers day promotion.

he was crazy happy and told everyone of his great fortune. he spoke to his boss and he got the next day off under one condition. he must bring the car to work to show them.

so he called the insurance company and made arrangements for 1day insurance and he got a ride with his friend from work who also took the day off.

co-worker went with him because he had to drive the car after.

his family was super excited too.

anyways he put on his best shirt and he and his buddy went in to collect, where he recieved his MINI CHOPPER.

hahahahhhhhhah..
got trolled baad bad bad.

[stev]

superman does not move when being shot at with guns....but yet he ducks when u pelt him with d gun...

[Mr.Bollywood]

WHAT ANIMAL COULD OPEN ANY LOCK???????










A MON-KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShaqThom]

Trini guy walks into a Chinese Restaurant. he makes his order then he decides to ask the owner (whose name was "tan-pai-ling") how they come up with such weird names in china!!
the owner picked up a frying pan an dropped it on the floor : kae-lai-tang!!!!
The trini quickly said "buh wait isn't dat your son's name"?

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

^^^

[AUTOb]

How yuh does know when ah race horse naked ?




























When he jockey fall off.

[ichiniisama99]

Ah went in de shop to buy bread.

Didn't have bread so ah buy cake....

[DJShortCircuit]

Mother sent her son to the bakery to buy a donut.
He went there, saw it and left without buying.
She saw him walking home empty handed and asked, "where is my donut?"
to which he replied, "it wasn't good, it had a hole".

[jusme]

^^ Donut post another joke like that please :/

[fcbarcelona]

Mother sent her son to the bakery to buy a donut.
He went there, saw it and left without buying.
She saw him walking home empty handed and asked, "where is my donut?"
to which he replied, "it wasn't good, it had a hole".

I find that hard to believe..,, as if there's a hole in you story.

[partsman]

The internet is abuzz with rumours that Weird Al Yankovic wears necklaces made of split peas .
Could this really be true ?

Does Weird Al wear dhal ?

[Ronaldo9]

wayyyyssss. hahahah??? LOL

God told Jonah to come forth and receive everlasting life on Earth, unfortunately he came fifth and got a toaster coutesy courts.

[andres13]

what did the chickeN crosS THE RoaD............. TO GET TO THE OTHER SIdeAAA