stalest joke competiition

[Ignorant Ignis]

whats the opposite of irony ?



















































wrinkly ................. lol

[mitsu_chick941]

steups

[stev]

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

He went out and cornered a small monkey, and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!"

Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon.

The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and rambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"

[pioneer]

why did the banana went to the doctor?



































He wasnt peeling well...lol

strong grammar


central maybe?

[S_2NR]

why did the banana went to the doctor?



































He wasnt peeling well...lol

strong grammar


central maybe?

Na hadda be deep south.

[DVSTT]

[BrotherHood]

d fcuk is dis,

[Ronaldo95163]

dai stale like jail bread hoss

[cinco]

d fcuk is dis,

BH yuh sure dat wasnt u?

[DVSTT]

[COROLLA KID]

my meme's attempt

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

whats the opposite of irony ?




















































wrinkly ................. lol

[trini_champ]

What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common?








They both did the moon walk.

[wheelbarrow]

What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common?








They both did the moon walk.

Too soon....

[*$kїđž!™]

What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common?








They both are dead.

[hong kong phooey]

The wife left a note on the fridge.........

"It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mums!"
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.........

God knows what she was on about!!

[DVSTT]

[DVSTT]

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

All!!!


and this:

[c@ri$$@]

A trini n a guyanese went in a shop. As they were busy looking, guyanese guy stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store,guyanese said to trini: "Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that"

Trini replied: "u wa see something better, lewwe go back to the shop and I go show yuh real tiefing"

So they went to the counter and trini said to the Shop boy: "yuh wa see magic?"
Shop boy replied: "Yes."
Trini said: "Gimme ah chocolate bar." The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that too. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic?"

Trini replied: "Check meh padna pocket,yuh go find them"

[firstchoicett]

^ lol

[hong kong phooey]

Two friends meet after many years ...
They talk about their past life ...
One asks the other:
- And how's your sex life?? ....
- Same As Coca-Cola .......
- Oh great! .... Full of bubbles, eh?! ....

Nothing like that! ...
Before it was 'NORMAL',
then it became 'LIGHT',
and now it is 'ZERO' !

[Victory_Specification]

LOL @ c@ri$$@

[firstchoicett]

Two friends meet after many years ...
They talk about their past life ...
One asks the other:
- And how's your sex life?? ....
- Same As Coca-Cola .......
- Oh great! .... Full of bubbles, eh?! ....

Nothing like that! ...
Before it was 'NORMAL',
then it became 'LIGHT',
and now it is 'ZERO' !

Lolz

[thermaltake]

man woke up one morning to realise his cow was missing.. went to his neoghbour wife asks her is she see his cow... went inside and was nicing she upp...

husband comes home..
man jumps below bed..
husbadn walks into room..
(husband) baby how you skin up so i cud see the whole world..

(man below bed) you cud see meh cow?

[keving MCc]

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go
and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to
the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's
Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He
then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and
drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow
again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to
the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I
think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of
the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And
the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up
chicks.

i lol'd

[firstchoicett]

man woke up one morning to realise his cow was missing.. went to his neoghbour wife asks her is she see his cow... went inside and was nicing she upp...

husband comes home..
man jumps below bed..
husbadn walks into room..
(husband) baby how you skin up so i cud see the whole world..

(man below bed) you cud see meh cow?

lol

[Victory_Specification]

A friend of mine was at a lovers lane spot with his girlfriend making out in his car one night, with the windows getting all steamy. A cop showed up, shined a flashlight into the window, and had him roll the window down to talk to him. Being a quick thinker, my friend said "What is the matter officer, was I going too fast?".

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house'

[thermaltake]

i have 3 trinidad coins in my pocket which totals to 25cents.. but one is not ah 5 cents.. what 3 coins i have?