stalest joke competiition

[rameshb]

Three man walking down d road, a blind man, a deaf man & a naked man, when a 25cent fall down.
BLIND MAN: "boy i see when it fall, is mine!"
DEAF MAN: "boy i hear when it fall, is mine!"
NAKED MAN: "boy it fall out from my pocket, is MINE!!"

[Yodins]

what did the dog say to the tree?


























bark

[Yodins]

what did the skyline driver tell the honda driver











...heh

[gastly369]

You know you're a Honda driver when


















you start out speeding towards a hill, and still end up at the top with a line of cars behind you

[triniwhiteboi]

Allyuh hear d joke bout d bed? It ain't make up yet.

Allyuh hear d joke bout d rope? Skip it.

What you does call a Indian in a freezer?






Ice-singh

[triniwhiteboi]

A American man, A Guyanese man and a Trinidadian man on a boat heading straight towards a ice-berg. All a dem get bummy so they start to pray to God. So God say "I will remove the ice-berg if you all throw something that you have plenty of in your country out the boat"

The American man went first and throw away money. Then God ask the Guyanese man to throw something over board that they plenty of, so he throw way one setta gold. Finally, God ask d Trini to throw something overboard that they have plenty of. D Trinidadian fella watch d Guyanese and pelt he over board.

[biggy82]

^^^the Kraken will not be pleased....

[Bizzare]

AHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH.....

[avenall]

bread

[007_1]

yuh mohawk so sharp it cud cut butter in hot sun

[stev]

which tuner mod goes fishing a lot?.........Hook

[ismithx]

men moving real stale oui...

[firstchoicett]

Two iPhone walk into a bar I can't remember the rest.

[stev]

what's the easiest way for a trini woman to get a SUV?




..........swallow

[firstchoicett]

^ ha

[mitsu_chick941]

A American man, A Guyanese man and a Trinidadian man on a boat heading straight towards a ice-berg. All a dem get bummy so they start to pray to God. So God say "I will remove the ice-berg if you all throw something that you have plenty of in your country out the boat"

The American man went first and throw away money. Then God ask the Guyanese man to throw something over board that they plenty of, so he throw way one setta gold. Finally, God ask d Trini to throw something overboard that they have plenty of. D Trinidadian fella watch d Guyanese and pelt he over board.

ha

[triniwhiteboi]

What do you call an honest Arabian business man?










As if.

[COROLLA KID]

Jesus is coming, but he pulled out.

[COROLLA KID]

Q: What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?

A: Grandpa.

[COROLLA KID]

Q How was copper wire invented?




A Once, two vagrant grabbed the same penny...

[shotta 20]

What do you call an alligator on a drug bust ?





























A gatoraid !

[mitsu_chick941]

A blonde man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.

"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.

"It should be around your neck" says the guard.

"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe".

A blonde was driving home, drunk as a skunk.

Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.

A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road.

The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"

[stev]

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go
and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to
the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's
Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He
then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and
drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow
again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to
the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I
think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of
the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And
the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up
chicks.

[ztune]

my grandfather is so old, his bbm pin is 1

[stev]

What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20
doesn't?

A belly-button!

[Rudman]

You're sooo ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye!!

[jusme]

my grandfather is so old, his bbm pin is 1

[badandy]

stalest joke competiition

anybody notice competition spelt wrong!!!

[firstchoicett]

Hmmm looks like a typo

[firstchoicett]

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go
and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to
the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's
Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He
then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and
drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow
again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to
the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I
think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of
the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And
the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up
chicks.

lol