stalest joke competiition

[Ronaldo95163]

If ah English dog does go "roof roof" then ah chinee dog supposed to go "ceiling ceiling" right?

Why the math book was so sad?
He had to many problems

[stev]

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

[dougla_boy]

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

[stev]

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!''

Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!''

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''

Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!''

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''

[Bizzare]

Mr and Mrs Wong have a baby boy. The nurse brings out a WHITE baby boy. The confused Father says Two Wongs dont make a White and they named him... Sum Ting Wong

[turbosingh]

If ah English dog does go "roof roof" then ah chinee dog supposed to go "ceiling ceiling" right?

Why the math book was so sad?
He had to many problems

This really stale!

[Ronaldo95163]

Why when yuh feeling cold it's better to stand in a corner?
It's 90 degrees.

[*$kїđž!™]

Mr and Mrs Wong have a baby boy. The nurse brings out a WHITE baby boy. The confused Father says Two Wongs dont make a White and they named him... Sum Ting Wong

[shogun]

[Trini Hookah]

shogun

[*$kїđž!™]

u hadda be a nerd to get this one right?

[Trini Hookah]

Or a Big Bang Theory fan.

[shogun]

Only abuse!!! from my tuner brethren.

[ismithx]

hahahhahaaaa doh study dem i totally get it and is level jones!

[RBphoto]

A horse walks into a bar..

Bartendeder: Why the long face?









Horse: Because I have AIDS

[c@ri$$@]

What has a bottom on top of it?











































A leg

[xtech]

A family from the bush took a family trip to see the city. They went to a mall and inside they saw an elevator for the first time.

The son asked his father what the door to the small room was for...but his dad said he don't know either.

While they were there a old woman on a wheel chair rolled up an pressed the button an went in.

They stood there as the numbers counted up to 10 an then back down to 1.

An a beautiful young woman came out.

Immediately without taking his eyes of the woman he shouted for his son to go get his mother quick.

[maj. tom]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok a higgs boson particle appears when enough energy is imparted to the Higgs Field.

"Higgs Field: A hypothetical medium that permeates space and time, and is thought to impart masses to all of the particles of the Standard Model. Without the Higgs Field, all particles in the Standard Model would have no mass."

And Mass in church...

LOLOLOLOLOL








*sigh* forever alone

[*$kїđž!™]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok a higgs boson particle appears when enough energy is imparted to the Higgs Field.

"Higgs Field: A hypothetical medium that permeates space and time, and is thought to impart masses to all of the particles of the Standard Model. Without the Higgs Field, all particles in the Standard Model would have no mass."

And Mass in church...

LOLOLOLOLOL








*sigh* forever alone

notsureifserious

[cinco]

[gastly369]

What do you call an indian standing on one leg?

Ballan-Singh

[Ronaldo95163]

What do you call an ugly chinee???

Ugly

[rameshb]

If you pass by a farm and hear a goat singing,what do you call that goat?


















































































Ramsingh!

[*$kїđž!™]

yeah ramesh......the singh jokes...lol....

what kinda dance would an Indian usually do in a club....


















Waltsing.....

[rameshb]

yeah ramesh......the singh jokes...lol....

what kinda dance would an Indian usually do in a club....


















Waltsing.....

lol,yeah only know one though......have a next stale one.


three frogs went in a race and one come out........toad!

[*$kїđž!™]

yeah boi ramesh that real stale....lol....

[Toyopet]

Why did Kamla stop drinking?



'Cause Jack Warnher

[bonzo.specb]

Definitely stale.

[cinco]

[ztune]

2 crix walking down the road, 1 get knocked down. the other said "oh crumbs!"

ullyuh say stale eh!