yuh working offshore, and yuh call yuh babes at 2am to....

[Monk BANzai]

..find out how she going....and the voice that answer the phone is the same man that yuh swap Rotations for (14 days eh) cuz he "had some business to take care of"



ah feeling like a "Crash Red Evo" mood....

[Monk BANzai]

true BGTT story BTW......

[tr1ad]

*ring ring*
*deep voice* HELLO
Who dis
who dis
who dis who say who dis when i ask who dis...
*hang up*
runs to jump off derrick

[uncle sam]

*ties foot to anchor, throw overboard.. Sleep with fishes

[rollingstock]

Meh, yuh doh vex when ah man giving yuh ah lil helping hand.

[Monk BANzai]

*ring ring*
*deep voice* HELLO
Who dis
who dis
who dis who say who dis when i ask who dis...
*hang up*
runs to jump off derrick

another true story...hahhaahahaha

[EXODUS]

*ring ring*
*deep voice* HELLO
Who dis
who dis
who dis who say who dis when i ask who dis...
*hang up*
runs to jump off derrick

another true story...hahhaahahaha

[kual]

Dont worry, there are plenty fish out there!

[VexXx Dogg]

Lannate for sale, cherry flavoured

[kual]

I went garden shop the other day to buy gramazone and they ask me for my ID so walk with it when you going!

[stev]

Lannate for sale, cherry flavoured

scented rope in stock also.

[EXODUS]

Lannate for sale, cherry flavoured

scented rope in stock also.

dugout holes in the ground in preparation for the afterlife ... reserve your hole today!

[16 cycles]

i survived something similar many years ago.....not pleasant

[nemisis]

i survived something similar many years ago.....not pleasant

o, got caught putting down a horn did u

[bushwakka]

well....de man was really rotating for u in all ways

[dougla_boy]

wow.......i feel sorry for the guy, but if u eh dey, u must afi get help!

[16 cycles]

i survived something similar many years ago.....not pleasant

o, got caught putting down a horn did u

nah - was on the other end of it...all the clues were already there......benefit of doubt given....was young then.....

the call confirmed it......

was in a foreign country at the time, no friends / family.....experiences like that teach you about your ownself...

[Bizzare]

small thing. iz better she do it now than later.
she (not necessarily d man), go crawl on she belly fuh d rest of she life.

[bonzo.specb]

well....de man was really rotating for u in all ways

Exactly, can't get vex for that.

[RBphoto]

Don't hate the player... hate the game. Get out before chirren tie yuh foot!! (either yours or the hornerman's... which will be passed off as yours). As for the lanate scene... yuh only giving the oman what she want.

[1UZFE]

study to make all d money.. ah nex man will just eat yuh food...

[Aaron 2NR]

check thing

[16 cycles]

people react differently to those situations, some carry a resentment with them that they pass on to other relationships and make a new person in their life pay for the mistakes of another and some of your own as well...

your life experiences will help or hurt you at that point....

need to work through all that....

study to make all d money.. ah nex man will just eat yuh food...

...being on land is not a guarantee against it....

[r3iXmann]

heard this one already..in bp though

[1UZFE]

people react differently to those situations, some carry a resentment with them that they pass on to other relationships and make a new person in their life pay for the mistakes of another and some of your own as well...

your life experiences will help or hurt you at that point....

need to work through all that....

study to make all d money.. ah nex man will just eat yuh food...

...being on land is not a guarantee against it....

just refrencing to people who work crazy hours for $$$ n other men pumin dey gyal.. eg service men especially... u n gyul is indian n d chile hair twist up kinda ting..

[turbosingh]

I went garden shop the other day to buy gramazone and they ask me for my ID so walk with it when you going!

^^Yuh stocking up for hard times
But seriously most offshore men does get horn!

[Bizzare]

I can tell u, d day yuh get a sweeter chic, d last one is easily forgotten.
a b1tch replaced is a b1tch forgotten.

daz small thing, make yuh morney, hit villa once in ah while and d wifey would appear in due time.

[~Vēġó~]

I like this thread....

[Hook]

ah hear a similar scn in repsol concerning a business trip, a video at a christmas party and the disappearance of a licensed firearm from the offender's household

[trinihub]

Heard one where a guy went to see a "local" his colleagues were watching while he was offshore and it turned out to be his wife.