When was d last time u caught someone looking at you, realized it was more than a glance cuz dey ain't stop looking as yet, so u start to stare dem down too cuz u don't go out like no punk?
DAVE!!!! YOU IN MY OFFICE OR WHAT??? Damn...it on de keyboard now.
When last yuh see a sign saying service while you wait, quick service, blaaaah blaaah, walk in the lady tell yuh "Nah yuh go have to leave it and come back tomorrow".
when last yuh had ah real hot sheit, yuh busy busy spreadin toilet paper on de people questionable toilet seat tuh protect yuh undercarriage, and as yuh feverishly spin and drop yuh pants, de turbulence blow off all de toilet paper in de split second before yuh drop dong on de cold dutty seat