Why teachers drink!!

sharkman121 · Postby **sharkman121** » November 28th, 2010, 7:22 pm

i loled, then i loled some more :lol:

WHY TEACHERS DRINK

Trini Hookah · Postby **Trini Hookah** » November 28th, 2010, 7:30 pm

shogun · Postby **shogun** » November 28th, 2010, 7:38 pm

Funny sh!t there sharky....peter is da man!

novastar1 · Postby **novastar1** » November 28th, 2010, 7:40 pm

good vibrations!!! :shock:

zcarz · Postby **zcarz** » November 28th, 2010, 7:40 pm

hahaha i love some of these

Back2Studio · Postby **Back2Studio** » November 28th, 2010, 8:17 pm

For A'level Chemistry exam a question was asked:

What is Beer-Lambert's law? 2marks

A guy in my class responded "A Beer is a Carib"

foss · Postby **foss** » November 28th, 2010, 8:23 pm

I won't know how to answer most of those anyway. :oops:

devrat · Postby **devrat** » November 28th, 2010, 8:55 pm

Most of those answers cannot, with good conscience, be considered "wrong"....it is simply a matter of interpretation. :lol:

MasterShake · Postby **MasterShake** » November 28th, 2010, 8:57 pm

so thats how u find x!

devrat · Postby **devrat** » November 28th, 2010, 9:07 pm

MORE

Funny Answers From Real Students
1. What happens to your body as you age?
When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

2. What is artificial insemination?
When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

3. How can you delay milk turning sour?
Keep it in the cow.

4. How are the main parts of the body categorized?
The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

5. What is the most common form of birth control?
Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

6. Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

7. What is a seizure?
A Roman emperor.

8. What is a terminal illness?
When you are sick at the airport

9. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.

bushwakka · Postby **bushwakka** » November 28th, 2010, 9:30 pm

that shud make teachers laugh not drink

dragsta34 · Postby **dragsta34** » November 28th, 2010, 10:33 pm

LOL!!!!!!!

luke skywalker · Postby **luke skywalker** » November 28th, 2010, 10:55 pm

funny stuff..............................

kevcam · Postby **kevcam** » November 29th, 2010, 8:01 am

shogun wrote:Funny sh!t there sharky....peter is da man!

x2...Find x also good.... :lol:

jjcp · Postby **jjcp** » November 29th, 2010, 8:29 am

rel kix here yes

Postby **Hook** » November 29th, 2010, 10:15 am

A teacher showed me a copy of a GP exam once where the students were asked to define bravery. One student responded, instead of an essay, with only two words: "This is."

She gave him...get this....FULL MARKS!
It was the first and last time she said she'll ever let that happen.

SUPAstarr · Postby **SUPAstarr** » November 29th, 2010, 10:20 am

i used to this these thing dont happen in Trinidad, but my wife brought home exam papers, holy crap

Sky · Postby **Sky** » November 29th, 2010, 10:45 am

In TTIT this girl come out the exam room and ask me what HTML stand for. I tell her hypertext etc..
The response I get was " Wey jed I put 'hotmail'
I coulda dead.

Postby **Hook** » November 29th, 2010, 10:53 am

hahahaha...naaah u fcukin with me here...HTML is short for Hotmail jed

TRAE · Postby **TRAE** » November 29th, 2010, 11:02 am

Hook wrote:hahahaha...naaah u fcukin with me here...HTML is short for Hotmail jed

Postby **Hook** » November 29th, 2010, 11:14 am

^^^

full-sized pic of your avatar...NAO!

TRAE · Postby **TRAE** » November 29th, 2010, 11:34 am

Thats what tuner is for my g!

Postby **Hook** » November 29th, 2010, 11:42 am

You, sir, are a champiom.

Postby **- Rovin's car audio -** » November 29th, 2010, 11:46 am

saw some of these b4 - too much mtv\bet rotting these kids brains yes ...

rollingstock · Postby **rollingstock** » November 29th, 2010, 7:43 pm

5. What is the most common form of birth control?
Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

ray_S.T.R.A_man · Postby **ray_S.T.R.A_man** » November 30th, 2010, 3:37 am

Meh Addmaths lesson teacher use to drink before he come to class. Actually he use to teacher better when he was drunk. And meh UWI lecture teach meh to smoke and run down oman

zcarz · Postby **zcarz** » November 30th, 2010, 6:13 am

ray_S.T.R.A_man wrote:Meh Addmaths lesson teacher use to drink before he come to class. Actually he use to teacher better when he was drunk. And meh UWI lecture teach meh to smoke and run down oman

haha i think i kno who yuh talkin about.. and well to add to that list, there was a man i knew when asked what was asexual reproduction for a biology test responded with ' asexual reproduction is when the man reproduces by putting his penis in the anus of the female.' i would never forget that one