Proverb Thread!!!

[sMASH]

oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we conspire to deceive

[sensiman]

A carailie is jus a rough skin, bitter cucumber wid bigger seeds

it's actually a bitter melon

[sMASH]

if a tree fell in the the wood and no one heard it, did it really fall

[sMASH]

the camel would sooner pass through the eye of the needle than the rich man into heaven

[Chimera]

If a tree falls on a woman, what was the tree doing in the kitchen in the first place?

[sMASH]

still waters run deep

empty vessels make the most noise

the squeaky wheel gets the grease

be weary in war that u do not become the enemy u fight

[mpower]

the last straw broke the camel's back.

gopaul luck is not seepaul luck

[SmokeyGTi]

one stones in hand is worth more than two in the bush......


....no wait...something wrong there...ah go come back when i get the real thing...

[c@ri$$@]

A man convinced against his will
is of his own opinion still.

[Rooki3]

doh let Rooki3 brush yuh gyul

[zaxxon1]

Small axe does cut down big trees..

[DFC]

a Saint is like a Sandal wood tree...it will give its fragrance even to the very axe that cuts it down.

[OldSkoolRule]

-The man who buys a drowned cat, must pay for stinking wet pussie!!!
-Woman who pounce on dead rooster, goes down on limp cok!!
-Before becoming a master fisherman, one must be a master baiter!!!

[mpower]

don't check egg in fowl buttom

[madman2961]

one stones in hand is worth more than two in the bush......


....no wait...something wrong there...ah go come back when i get the real thing...

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!!

kill two birds with one stone

water more than flour

keep your friends close and you enemies closer

"your worst enemy could be your best friend,
And your best friend... your worst enemy" Robert Nesta "Bob" Marley

"who the cap fit let them wear it" Bob again

don't put all your eggs in one basket

[Smeed]

man wid itchy bottom , have smelly finger

[mpower]

what goes up must come down.

a half a bread is better than none.

[madman2961]

in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

measure twice cut once

if you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything

[vin123]

A drop of poison in a glass of water results in poisoned water.

[coldplay]

good, good dog does get bounce!

[fuzz_174]

Who de cap fit, let them wear it!

[Kish]

better to belch and taste it than to fart and waste it

[mpower]

a silent tongue is a wise man

don't spit in the sky, it might land in ur eye

a fool is thirsty in the abundance of water.

don't be fool, go to school

small ting does jook hard

maga ting have deep gully

[mpower]

he who has no proverbs, just doesnt

[bigchief3679]

"

all grin teeth 'eh laugh

"

[d spike]

Don't hawk to heaven / Don't piss to windward

What eh meet yuh, eh pass yuh.

A man who likes to tell the truth has to keep one foot in the stirrup.

[minipresident]

Gyul from country with slippers,... doh bring dem town and buy them shoes!




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[haru100]

Thought I invented this one till I read a Brighter Sun again: "What is to is must is."

[Scoop]

seen in a public toilet:

dont just sit an wonder, sh!t like thunder!!!

[trini mk5]

a rose by any other name, still smells just as sweet- Shakespear