Yo Mama .....

[bigchief3679]

yo mama so fat, after sex i rolled over twice and am still on the b!tch

[Sdiztiq]

Yo mama so fat everytime she uses high heels she strikes oil

[Edge]

yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol

googled, copied and pasted and


who de phok does say petrol in trinidad?

UDFR

and your point is?
Show me where this ched stated that my posts had to be locally referenced.
Stueps kant

[Chemical]

Yo mama so black she makes corbeaux look like tourist

[Sinister_Audio]

yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol

googled, copied and pasted and


who de phok does say petrol in trinidad?

UDFR

and your point is?
Show me where this ched stated that my posts had to be locally referenced.
Stueps kant

guilt pwned


epic

[Edge]

yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol

googled, copied and pasted and


who de phok does say petrol in trinidad?

UDFR

and your point is?
Show me where this ched stated that my posts had to be locally referenced.
Stueps kant

guilt pwned


epic

[honda hoe]

yo mama so stupid she tink kezay car fast

[Goolie]

yo mama.... wait.. **reads the above post**

[fouljuice]

yo mama so black, fireflies doz follow she in the daytime

[fouljuice]

yo mama so stupid , she can't even dummy ah football

[monkeypeaches]

Yo mama is so fat ...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out !!!!

[SmokeyGTi]

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

[SmokeyGTi]

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

yo mama so skinny she does hadda run round the shower to get wet

Please lets refrain from these types of "idioms" that can incur new/ locked threads.

[dougla_boy]

yo mama forehead so big, when she step out in the sun, it does cause a 10 sec eclipse

[wheelbarrow]

Yuh mudda so ugly, yuh fadda takes her to work so dat he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[DFC]

yo mama so stupid she vote PNM last election.

[Mitsubishi Maniac]

yo mama so stupid she vote PNM last election.

Ur moma so stupid I sent her in the shop to buy orange juice and she come back asking what flavour.............

[playerskrew]

yo mama so stupid she tink kezay car fast

Alluh gud yess.......

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

yo mama so stupid she'll STILL vote PNM next election.

[nos_specialist]

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

ahem another Googled copied and paste...we dont have social security numbers .

YO mama's so fat she wears jumbo size garbage bags for skinny jeans.
(try and google this nah i bet u eh find it)...
and yea it lame, i will relocate it to the stale joke thread later.

[fouljuice]

Yo momma so stupid, shes just like a door knob

everybody gets a turn

[4kin4kar]

ur momma glasses so thick when she look at a map she see ppl waving

[mediahouse]

your mama so fat when she went to the beach they thought free willy was ashore O_O!

[lab toy]

yo mama so doltish she put paper over de tv and call it paper view

[lab toy]

yo mama so dumb she get locked in bed store n sleep on de ground

[lab toy]

yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention!!!

[lab toy]

yo mama so poor she goes KFC and lick ppl fingers good

[biggy82]

yo mama's so thin, she can fall asleep on a thread and still has room to roll.....

[nos_specialist]

yo mama is hazel manning...