Yo Mama .....

sharkman121 · Postby **sharkman121** » April 13th, 2010, 8:47 pm

Yo mama so fat she went to sea world to get baptized.

wheelbarrow · Postby **wheelbarrow** » April 13th, 2010, 8:48 pm

yo mama so disgusting, I had phone sex with her and she gave me an ear infection

dougla_boy · Postby **dougla_boy** » April 13th, 2010, 9:01 pm

yo mama so skinny she does hadda run round the shower to get wet

dougla_boy · Postby **dougla_boy** » April 13th, 2010, 9:02 pm

yo mama hair so short, she uses rice as hair curlers

dougla_boy · Postby **dougla_boy** » April 13th, 2010, 9:03 pm

yo mama so fat that when she jumps in the pool, everybody jumps out

dougla_boy · Postby **dougla_boy** » April 13th, 2010, 9:04 pm

yo mama so fat her clothes have stretch marks

dougla_boy · Postby **dougla_boy** » April 13th, 2010, 9:06 pm

yo mama so old, she have powdered milk for breast milk

dougla_boy · Postby **dougla_boy** » April 13th, 2010, 9:08 pm

yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

DevilZ · Postby **DevilZ** » April 13th, 2010, 9:51 pm

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Edge · Postby **Edge** » April 13th, 2010, 9:56 pm

yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol

Edge · Postby **Edge** » April 13th, 2010, 9:58 pm

yo mama so old she still owes moses a dollar

Edge · Postby **Edge** » April 13th, 2010, 9:59 pm

yo mama so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows

bluesteel29 · Postby **bluesteel29** » April 13th, 2010, 10:08 pm

Edge wrote:yo mama so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows

Sky · Postby **Sky** » April 13th, 2010, 10:18 pm

Yo mama so old, Jesus autographed her bible.

triniboy · Postby **triniboy** » April 13th, 2010, 10:25 pm

yo mama so fat, she uses a boomerang to put on a belt.

kiamotors · Postby **kiamotors** » April 13th, 2010, 10:33 pm

You people enjoying this yo mama thing way too much...

But I must lol'd at some of the comments; idleness is a heck of a thing... :lol:

Mark! · Postby **Mark!** » April 13th, 2010, 10:44 pm

zcarz · Postby **zcarz** » April 13th, 2010, 11:13 pm

Yo mama so stupid she gets smarter after reading shooterboyj's threads.

Trini Hookah · Postby **Trini Hookah** » April 13th, 2010, 11:26 pm

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry..

zcarz · Postby **zcarz** » April 14th, 2010, 12:34 am

vrampersad14 wrote:Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry..

dougla_boy wrote:yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

At least my momma doesn't repost in the same thread :wink:

Sinister_Audio · Postby **Sinister_Audio** » April 14th, 2010, 12:51 am

Edge wrote:yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol

googled, copied and pasted and :pwned:

who de phok does say petrol in trinidad? :roll:

UDFR

Trini Hookah · Postby **Trini Hookah** » April 14th, 2010, 1:25 am

zcarz didn't read the entire thread meng

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince

Goolie · Postby **Goolie** » April 14th, 2010, 3:34 am

Yo mama so stupid she thought vanishing cream would make her invisible

haterforever · Postby **haterforever** » April 14th, 2010, 6:22 am

Yo mama so old she did her driving test on a dinosaur

Kenjo · Postby **Kenjo** » April 14th, 2010, 6:30 am

Yo mama so fat instead of wearing a G-string she wears a G-rope!

nizzmo · Postby **nizzmo** » April 14th, 2010, 6:35 am

yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!!!

Oleander · Postby **Oleander** » April 14th, 2010, 7:32 am

Yo mama so fat she went bunjee jumping and ended up in hell

Oleander · Postby **Oleander** » April 14th, 2010, 7:33 am

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Oleander · Postby **Oleander** » April 14th, 2010, 7:35 am

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

mw2addict_ · Postby **mw2addict_** » April 14th, 2010, 8:19 am

your mama is so stupid that she got expelled from the m&m factory because she threw away all the W's

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