so anyways.................
the saga so far.............
the shipment was delayed a couple days in december due to rough seas

and so de sheit starts
man say yeah de shipment go be on de port b4 end ah december, vans gettin delivered by Jan 5
so we well into february now...................
so................
de man original story was:
yeah famalaay, I tek over meh fadda business when he de dead.....de shipment reach eh buh de documents still in meeeahmeee....meh mudda flyin up tuh collect dem
People, it gets better...........
Man say he gettin dem Vigo so cheap he cud sell for 65 and still make money..everybody else robbin poor people...right.................
So now hear wot meh bo sayin:
de man tell him...............allyuh ready?
Yeah famalaaay, I doh really import van nuh...I issa salesman for ah bess fren ah mine

buh hear wot....meh boss eh answerin he phone an ting so yuh hadda hol some strain, buh doh worry de van dem comin....this is AFTER de man say de van on de port eh
so meh boy say he cya wait an he want back he downpayment................riiiiiiiiight...sure buddy, yeah...................
So van seller man say de money in ah JOINT ACCOUNT between he and he bossman so he bossman hadda sign too.....buh doh worry, he jess eh answerin he phone these days buh yuh go get yuh money dis week
oh lawd fadda................meh boy hopin fraud squad go help him now
BAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh and meh boy chain up he uncle to buy ah van from dis man to eh
so is two jakass money jumpin up
yes folks, people really are DOTISH in dis country
Vigo fo 65k
