question about Noah's ark.............

[MG Man]

watchin a doc on NatGeo abt the search for the man boat....conventional wisdom puts the size at either 450 feet or 515 feet long, depending on whose cubit measurement you use..............either way, how the heck did unkle Noah fit two of every living critter in a boat that size??????????????????

[st7]

he didn't....

he forget de dinosaurs!!!!

[MG Man]

nah, they died out before Noah's time or summ so according to the creationists

[Humes]

Little-known fact: Noah invented tesseract technology.

[AllTrac]

cause Noah makes david Blaine look like a noob

[buzz]

2 mosquito and 2 cockroach

[buzz]

oh and one snail

[MG Man]

How dare you question religion, it was written in a book dammit

not questioning, just asking about the mechanics of the thing.....religions generally urge people to inquire and seek truth yadda yadda

[mars]

A more accurate translation says Noah had the "life essence" of every living thing on board. Figure it out...

[Oleander]

Cuz Noah iz a boss.

[buzz]

A more accurate translation says Noah had the "life essence" of every living thing on board. Figure it out...

he stored these forces in bottles?

if so it would explain alot

[Humes]

Sperm?

[foss]

[Computerman]

.....religions generally urge people to inquire and seek truth yadda yadda

Which religion is this??!!

[MG Man]

A more accurate translation says Noah had the "life essence" of every living thing on board. Figure it out...

so woh? he piss all over the place and animals sprang up?

[Chimera]

He put them on a flashdrive. obviously.

[buzz]

[bigga514]

how dare you call upon the wrath of bluefete.....



*goes for popcorn

[Wizard]

animals were much smaller back then

ole days nuh

[apple]

hmmm....maybe some evolution did happen. I mean ent they still discovering new species? Things they never see before?

[d spike]

Wasn't the "Noah's Ark story" a Babylonian myth that the Israelite elders retold as a "one of the boys" story to reinforce their own culture in the face of the Babylonian acculturation that was taking place at the time?

[Monk BANzai]

hahahahahahaha


ah love eeeet!!...

de hell yuh questioning Noah for?......it doh matter you allyuh Agnostics!!...

steups...

[d spike]

Realising or considering (to use a tamer word) that some of the early stories in the Book of Genisis are quite possibly not meant to be taken literally, but were meant to teach us aspects of God and His plan for us does not lessen one's belief in God, or in His ability to assist us or interact with us.

I have overheard my children telling their friends stories about me (no comments please MG) that are not at all true - but that doesn't mean I don't exist.

By the way, Banzai, is it true that some Rastas believe that their locks are a prerequisite
for salvation as it is by these that Jah will pull them up into heaven?

[Monk BANzai]

Realising or considering (to use a tamer word) that some of the early stories in the Book of Genisis are quite possibly not meant to be taken literally, but were meant to teach us aspects of God and His plan for us does not lessen one's belief in God, or in His ability to assist us or interact with us.

I have overheard my children telling their friends stories about me (no comments please MG) that are not at all true - but that doesn't mean I don't exist.

By the way, Banzai, is it true that some Rastas believe that their locks are a prerequisite
for salvation as it is by these that Jah will pull them up into heaven?

Rasta's dont beleive in heaven son..... they do however beleive in this..

[d spike]

I've heard tell of an HSR with one of those... Don't understand it myself, actually, as I was told that the reason why an HSR is so named is because it is powered by an SR...

[wagonrunner]

and God did say unto Noah, "Noah, you must construct additional pylons".

[d spike]

Not enough energy...

[Humes]

Need more vespene gas.

[d spike]

En taro Adun!

[MG Man]

Wasn't the "Noah's Ark story" a Babylonian myth that the Israelite elders retold as a "one of the boys" story to reinforce their own culture in the face of the Babylonian acculturation that was taking place at the time?

think it's Mesopotamian in origin.....current thought is that it dates back to about 10k years ago when the Mediterranean Sea spilled over and filled in what is now the Black sea, effectively wiping out primitive settlements, and this account was passed down

I still waiting on the creationists to enlighten on the mechanics of the undertaking...............

Oh, and not sure about the dreadlock thing, but I pretty sure there is only one metrorastafarian, and he roams these hallowed forums