no thank you!! i'm way too happily married to do dat sheit!
well if u want the music to stop...either buy a pair of ear plugs...OR
get a dvd porn movie with the actress screaming " yea Fcuk me Fcuk me harder harder etc etc etc...u kno..the lame lines they does be saying.....rip the dvd audio into mp3...lots of converters to do it
if u into a bit of computers.....and if the 2 of allyuh pc connected via LAN or otherwise......remote connect to her pc....put the sound on her machine....when she go to the bathroom....go into her office amd max the vol.....and when she come back out.....play the audio clip.....
problem solved....
NOTE: u might also be out of a job after this one....