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Nah dat long ago operations.eliteauto wrote:imagine yuh landlord coming to collect rent in an Aqua wearing rubber slippers and filler dust or in ah old Hilux with tray of produce. I wasn't paying either dem too mingpaling, fight the good fight RedVULVA Rowley go back yuh
zoom rader wrote:Nah dat long ago operations.eliteauto wrote:imagine yuh landlord coming to collect rent in an Aqua wearing rubber slippers and filler dust or in ah old Hilux with tray of produce. I wasn't paying either dem too mingpaling, fight the good fight RedVULVA Rowley go back yuh
Rents are paid via standing order/direct debit on the 1st of every month.
Rubber slippers is resevered for special meet and greet situations, like when the bailiff reach with orders from the courts.
zoom rader wrote:Nah dat long ago operations.eliteauto wrote:imagine yuh landlord coming to collect rent in an Aqua wearing rubber slippers and filler dust or in ah old Hilux with tray of produce. I wasn't paying either dem too mingpaling, fight the good fight RedVULVA Rowley go back yuh
Rents are paid via standing order/direct debit on the 1st of every month.
Rubber slippers is resevered for special meet and greet situations, like when the bailiff reach with orders from the courts.
pugboy wrote:allyuh real dread yeszoom rader wrote:Nah dat long ago operations.eliteauto wrote:imagine yuh landlord coming to collect rent in an Aqua wearing rubber slippers and filler dust or in ah old Hilux with tray of produce. I wasn't paying either dem too mingpaling, fight the good fight RedVULVA Rowley go back yuh
Rents are paid via standing order/direct debit on the 1st of every month.
Rubber slippers is resevered for special meet and greet situations, like when the bailiff reach with orders from the courts.
zoom rader wrote:^^^RedVEVO is one of dem that will mash up appartments cause he beating up for paying rents
88sins wrote:Well, no security deposit or possessions for him then.
My gramps used to say long ago, and I quote
"it have 3 international languages. English, money, and hard lash. Yuh dun doh understand English, and I kno I not paying yuh, so guess what I go give yuh next"
zoom rader wrote:^^^RedVEVO is one of dem that will mash up appartments cause he beating up for paying rents
rspann wrote:RedVEVO on the forum lurking but not posting. What's the matter bro? You can apply for help through NIS. Food card could maintain your Sunday lunches ?
I spann wrote:zoom rader wrote:^^^RedVEVO is one of dem that will mash up appartments cause he beating up for paying rents
If you see the condition of their place, I don’t think it have any thing left to mashup
rspann wrote:Walls ? I had tyre marks on wall already. Youth man riding bike in the apt and bouncing the walls. Doh talk about sticking up things on the walls.
Phone Surgeon wrote:rspann wrote:Walls ? I had tyre marks on wall already. Youth man riding bike in the apt and bouncing the walls. Doh talk about sticking up things on the walls.
I had a tenant once who, after the deposit run out,
she move out a night and she gone with the bedroom doors, the kitchen faucet and the light bulbs and their sockets.
had a next one who was owing 12k rent, come and drop a setta gold as collateral so we wouldnt evict him, had 3 old rotten down cars parked in the yard because he was a "mechanic", then disappear for 6 months and come back saying he want his gold.....
Phone Surgeon wrote:nope..use to feel sorry for people....
never had the heart to evict people who had kids
things change now, everyone could hull dey mc
88sins wrote:Last time I rent out my place it was a brief tenancy, but my vetting process was a bit more stringent than yours
I need a jl with details of how long the prospective tenant working there, their employment status, & their gross income rounded up to the nearest $'000. That, references from the last 3 land lords, if you don't have that & you now starting to rent, someone with assets has to stand security for you (mother or father), in case you mash up my place beyond what the security deposit will cover. & conditions were very particular as well as strict.
MUST be single female, no children, over 25 y.o., (but if you have a bf is not a problem, just make sure he know the ONLY person to occupy and reside on the premises is the tenant, if he sleep over even one night, yuh out IMMEDIATELY), no gambling, no narcotics, no loud music at late hours, no gatherings/parties/crowds. Got a nice girl to take it too, she only stayed 11 months but to this day she does still call me from time to time.
some ppl go say I outta timing for not allowing a bf/anyone else to stay, that she pay she rent so she could have who she want there. I don't care about those ppl opinion (or anybody else opinion actually) but I have my reasons for ALL my terms & conditions & they only as negotiable as me directing you outta my property.
rspann wrote:I renting anybody. The ones who come nice could turn out bad, and the ones who you think pass all requirements could be the bad ones. Generally I don't get many delinquents.
88sins wrote:Last time I rent out my place it was a brief tenancy, but my vetting process was a bit more stringent than yours
I need a jl with details of how long the prospective tenant working there, their employment status, & their gross income rounded up to the nearest $'000. That, references from the last 3 land lords, if you don't have that & you now starting to rent, someone with assets has to stand security for you (mother or father), in case you mash up my place beyond what the security deposit will cover. & conditions were very particular as well as strict.
MUST be single female, no children, over 25 y.o., (but if you have a bf is not a problem, just make sure he know the ONLY person to occupy and reside on the premises is the tenant, if he sleep over even one night, yuh out IMMEDIATELY), no gambling, no narcotics, no loud music at late hours, no gatherings/parties/crowds. Got a nice girl to take it too, she only stayed 11 months but to this day she does still call me from time to time.
some ppl go say I outta timing for not allowing a bf/anyone else to stay, that she pay she rent so she could have who she want there. I don't care about those ppl opinion (or anybody else opinion actually) but I have my reasons for ALL my terms & conditions & they only as negotiable as me directing you outta my property.
Dohplaydat wrote:88sins wrote:Last time I rent out my place it was a brief tenancy, but my vetting process was a bit more stringent than yours
I need a jl with details of how long the prospective tenant working there, their employment status, & their gross income rounded up to the nearest $'000. That, references from the last 3 land lords, if you don't have that & you now starting to rent, someone with assets has to stand security for you (mother or father), in case you mash up my place beyond what the security deposit will cover. & conditions were very particular as well as strict.
MUST be single female, no children, over 25 y.o., (but if you have a bf is not a problem, just make sure he know the ONLY person to occupy and reside on the premises is the tenant, if he sleep over even one night, yuh out IMMEDIATELY), no gambling, no narcotics, no loud music at late hours, no gatherings/parties/crowds. Got a nice girl to take it too, she only stayed 11 months but to this day she does still call me from time to time.
some ppl go say I outta timing for not allowing a bf/anyone else to stay, that she pay she rent so she could have who she want there. I don't care about those ppl opinion (or anybody else opinion actually) but I have my reasons for ALL my terms & conditions & they only as negotiable as me directing you outta my property.
Da f*ck, i just rented a place last year, steal of a deal too given the area and quality of this apartment.
Didn't even need to show a single job letter or anything, landlord is a godsend too. Anything at all that breaks she bringing a new replacement one time. Fully exquisitely furnished place too.
3 weeks ago one of those ceiling bulbs blew and I asked her where she got them as I wanted to get the exact same kind to replace it. The woman comes over after work with a box of 6 spares.
I was supposed to pay electricity and internet bill, woman tells me doh study it she go pay it. Then upgrades the internet and tv package for me for free.
Dizzy28 wrote:
How much blood samples you asked for??
I doh rent injun, dem always have a sad story and always complaining for everything. Dem feel they smart.rspann wrote:I renting anybody. The ones who come nice could turn out bad, and the ones who you think pass all requirements could be the bad ones. Generally I don't get many delinquents.
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