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mitsuboi wrote:I failed my driving test,
my instructor asked me:
''wat do u do when u see a red light''
i said i check my bbm!
K74T wrote:mitsuboi wrote:I failed my driving test,
my instructor asked me:
''wat do u do when u see a red light''
i said i check my bbm!
mitsuboi wrote:Nurses aren't supposed to laugh at patients are they?", inquired Fred.
"Of course I won't laugh" said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient".
"Ok then" said Fred as he proceeded to drop his pants, revealing the tiniest dick the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery:O .
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.=)) Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I am so sorry", she said. "I don't know what came over me.:$
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.? Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"Its swollen" replied Fred.
She ran out of the room.
Sabriel wrote:Trini Accident
A Trini woman and a Trini man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a Trini man; that's interesting. I'm a Trini woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"
The Trini woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the Trini man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
nice
Toyopet wrote:This just turned into the Official Repost Competition now
So I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out it was the story of how Jaden Smith's life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys(who were up to no good) started making trouble in the neighbourhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said "You're going to learn Kung fu from the maintenance man downstairs".
Toyopet wrote:This just turned into the Official Repost Competition now
So I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out it was the story of how Jaden Smith's life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys(who were up to no good) started making trouble in the neighbourhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said "You're going to learn Kung fu from the maintenance man downstairs".
vrampersad14 wrote:mitsu, who side you really on dan?
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