Postby Duane 3NE 2NR » March 12th, 2010, 2:20 pm
Exit stage left
by Paolo Kernahan
Published: 11 Mar 2010
The unfortunate timing of Calder Hart’s sudden vacation has quite obviously set tongues a waggin’. Notwithstanding the serious implications of recently advanced alleged documentary evidence, I dare say it behooves us to allow the investigative process to take its course. It cannot be understated that accusations are a lot like a great party. Everyone enjoys himself tremendously throughout the evening, but no one wants to stay to clean up. Just imagine a scenario where Calder Hart is cleared of these allegations. Are we going to prostrate ourselves before him in an act of contrition? Probably not. This is however all part of the grand theatre that is T&T, two parts truth, eight parts mauvais langue. It is in this spirit which I offer this work.
Scene One
“Sherrine honey, we gadda get oout of this hoouse.â€