When was the last time you....

[Peanut Punch]

1995

when was the last time u prayed?

[Oleander]

Couple mths ago


When what the last time you talk to someone and their mouth was smellin stink?

[BlitzMekenzie]

2 mins ago

when was d last time u drive in a car and buss a fart and blame it on something or someone else??

[1800GSRLANCER]

2day it was in a/c too...


wen was d las time yuh was sleepin an fart at d same time

[TriniVdub]

ah doh know cause ah was sleeping


when was d last time u had to pull an all nighter studying for an exam?

[JBL]

las year





wen waz de las time yuh sexin in yuh car an see ah man watchin allyuh an smiling

[demented]

never


When last yuh buss a tackle on a co-worker gyul?

[mitsu_chick941]

never








when was the last time you slap somebody (full on swinging from 180 degree angle)?

[Bacon]

Bout a decade.




When is the last time you dig something from under you toe nail and smell it?

[SUPAstarr]

las week



when was the las time yuh was on a beach an a woman yuh dont kno shake her boobies for you?

[mediahouse]

hm never.

When last yuh blow up uh orchard pack and jump on it .

[1800GSRLANCER]

tuesday gone

wen was d las time yuh get up 2 in d mornin an went facebookin

[risley93]

dis morning

when last yuh eat pig tail soup

[SUPAstarr]

tuesday


when las yuh sit dong in a manner that yuh hurt yuhself

[mediahouse]

hahah doubt that ever happened.

When last yuh padna call u to lime or drink an when time 2 pay d bill he say he forgot he wallet home or he money fall out and made u pay 4 it???

[nos_specialist]

bout a year ago, and he still havent found it.

When las yuh post a repost?

[carmelo]

never

when was the last time a hot sheit take you when u in traffic ?

[Oleander]

About 3 years ago

When was the last time yuh feel to kick up a fuggin oman first thing in the fuggin morning?

[bean_head]

yesterday morning


when was the last time you buss a fart and end up sheiting yuhself??

[SUPAstarr]

i prefer not to say


when was the last time yuh get a boner in work an someone (female) saw it

[gunsmoke]

long time.


when was d last time yuh pee in a bottle because yuh in dead traffic.

[Edge]

Yesterday.

When was the last time you bounce up your ex inna party and ended up getting laid after?

[Oleander]

Never


When was the last time you running down the stairs, trip and tumble down?

[carmelo]

never


when was the last time you and sex and the rubbers burst but the wine was sweet and ur spray water?

[gunsmoke]

never


when was the last time you and sex and the rubbers burst but the wine was sweet and ur spray water?

3 years, but i didnt spray water hoss... ROFL

when was d last time yuh miss your ex.

[larafan]

wuh kinda tabanca slant this thread starting to take?!

[gt4tified]

I don't miss her...just the XXX.

When was the last time yuh pee for more than 30 secs, continuously eh....no start and stop thing?

[SUPAstarr]

las time i was wasted, which i c ant remember

when was the last time a sheit wake you out of your sleep to get it out

[risley93]

many times

when is d last time yuh drink ah supligen and get ah shittins for days...

[1800GSRLANCER]

never...

wen was d las time yuh was havin ah rel bess dream an yuh wake up buh as yuh open yuh eyes d 1st ting yuh do is vomit yuh guts out??