The *Official* [IDIOT DRIVER OF THE DAY] Thread

[kurpal_v2]

I does wonder if they feel a sense of accomplishment after the elaborate zig-zag one-car overtake.

"Eye izza jivah fadda, iz real fyaz, see how ah does brake without touching de pedal? *pulls from D-2* ORRR watch mih"

[acesinghit]

Some Fielder S and V Aero drivers are known for their kantness. Maybe dual VVT-i is the sheit yo.

[cinco]

Some Fielder S and V Aero drivers are known for their kantness. Maybe dual VVT-i is the sheit yo.

You put alot of thought into that. KANTS will be Kantz no matter the vehicle

[tourniquet]

just before lunch today:




I think this might be first time this has happened for the year; if so, kudos to the driver for keeping the tradition alive

[K74T]

Rofl

[cinco]

Almost!

[Kenjo]

I hope this isn't the driver on tuner who has been asking over the last few days how often people use there 4x4 feature

[shogun]

Well yes...

[turbo_monkey]

that a ss rental sticker in d back there?

[Centric]

I don't see the problem. It's a rental. Kick een de 4x4 and mash out!

[saxman642]

Sea lots guy not using designated crosswalk, though it is just 20 yards away. But he demonstrates great agility to get out of my way.

[gastly369]

just before lunch today:




I think this might be first time this has happened for the year; if so, kudos to the driver for keeping the tradition alive

Wtf again... something wrong with ppl perception at that location

[TeamH2O]

lmao!!!!!

[acesinghit]

I'm sure this convo took place in SS:

Rental - soldier we need suspension parts for 9835...Sorento!
Parts - wuh yuh need so?
Rental - to get it up and running we need the ends, bushings, joints and link rods.
Parts - not in stock, ETA whenever...u know d drill fadda see if you could get ur hands on a crash one nah?
Rental - now I see what dem customers does hadda face

[JoKeR1980]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA @ sorento keeping the tradition alive

[zoelikescheese]

I'm sure this convo took place in SS:

Rental - soldier we need suspension parts for 9835...Sorento!
Parts - wuh yuh need so?
Rental - to get it up and running we need the ends, bushings, joints and link rods.
Parts - not in stock, ETA whenever...u know d drill fadda see if you could get ur hands on a crash one nah?
Rental - now I see what dem customers does hadda face

[kjaglal76]

I'm sure this convo took place in SS:

Rental - soldier we need suspension parts for 9835...Sorento!
Parts - wuh yuh need so?
Rental - to get it up and running we need the ends, bushings, joints and link rods.
Parts - not in stock, ETA whenever...u know d drill fadda see if you could get ur hands on a crash one nah?
Rental - now I see what dem customers does hadda face

go back & cut cane plz, leave d comedy to professionals

[S_2NR]

Not comedy. Truth

[cinco]

Allyuh think is all dat? They go tow dat out and dat back on d rd jesso nuttin hadda fix

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

or ventura will tell you that its a write off. Theyll get the insurance to agree, ventura buy the "wreck" and fix and sell for nice profit in 3 wks or less.

you now scrambling to pay off bank the difference...

[cinco]

Ss sticker on the back looks like a company lease vehicle

[acesinghit]

I'm sure this convo took place in SS:

Rental - soldier we need suspension parts for 9835...Sorento!
Parts - wuh yuh need so?
Rental - to get it up and running we need the ends, bushings, joints and link rods.
Parts - not in stock, ETA whenever...u know d drill fadda see if you could get ur hands on a crash one nah?
Rental - now I see what dem customers does hadda face

go back & cut cane plz, leave d comedy to professionals

I guess you're right, I'm yet to see a professional comedian drive a 4 month old Audi A4. I'll stick to what I do. Btw fyi its a fact but you too busy with abused 4th hand b13's you wouldn't know sheit about what is and what is not in stock at the local dealer. Gypsy really meant that song for you.

[cinco]

I'm sure this convo took place in SS:

Rental - soldier we need suspension parts for 9835...Sorento!
Parts - wuh yuh need so?
Rental - to get it up and running we need the ends, bushings, joints and link rods.
Parts - not in stock, ETA whenever...u know d drill fadda see if you could get ur hands on a crash one nah?
Rental - now I see what dem customers does hadda face

go back & cut cane plz, leave d comedy to professionals

I guess you're right, I'm yet to see a professional comedian drive a 4 month old Audi A4. I'll stick to what I do. Btw fyi its a fact but you too busy with abused 4th hand b13's you wouldn't know sheit about what is and what is not in stock at the local dealer. Gypsy really meant that song for you.

Aww u lookin fuh pips cuz yuh jivin ah ordi?

[acesinghit]

cinco dsi buddy one day you will rise from the altis and rio. We time now.

[S_2NR]

man boasting about A4 in here
everybody have a forkin a4 and c180 now.

u aint reach yet

[acesinghit]

man boasting about A4 in here
everybody have a forkin a4 and c180 now.

u aint reach yet

and I owe the bank

[Spitfir3]

^ on a real i hadda agree with them eh yuh joke come off real stale .....and normaly i like jokes like that
1-dissapoint

[acesinghit]

^^says the man who farts at his co-workers and laughs at that?

1 ok then

[cinco]

I rather dump 300k into properties

[kjaglal76]

hahahahahaha this time issa 2nd hand jetta e hav, ni&&a stop posing, i know u