When was the last time you....

[Ronaldo95163]

When last yuh in the toilet taking ah dump and all of a sudden you get a serious boner and yuh iron now exerting a serious force against the inside of the toilet bowl?

[Hook]

Never. I does fold up a few blocks of tp and rest it on d toilet seat when ah squeezing out a log. Meainwant meh iron touch that tootoo poreclain nuh.



When was d last time yuh do calf raises walking up 6 flights of stairs?

[COROLLA KID]

never i is a lazy man..


when was the last time yuh breath in a mosquito through your mouth and it gone down your throat and yuh cough yuh life out?

[Ted_v2]

long time yes

when last something went in your ear

[mpower]

play jail bail!!! with some ripe fig around early in the morning!

[Ronaldo95163]

When last yuh was hugging one of your female cousins and "forget" to let go?

[MG Man]

never

when last yuh give blood just for the sake of giving?

[Dizzy28]

^ Nov 2008

When last you was ever made redundant in work?

[Hook]

OOOH GOOOOOSH! Dizz dat happen to u bai?

it never happened to me *knocks on wood* but o lawd!



When was d last time yuh feel to lock d door and take a snooze in work?
I real tired and doh wanna die on d way home nuh.

[spinner]

Have not worked in 2+ years.

When was the last time you blaze 2 women at the same time? (menajahtwa)

[mpower]

4 years ago

when last yuh try to pressha wash a toilet bowl with yuh pee pee (jet stream style)

[Oleander]

Never... Toilet never dirty so the thought never came to mind

When was the last time you sleepy whole day and wondering the fak why?

[Ronaldo95163]

Probably a few days ago...

[COROLLA KID]

when last yuh try to pick up chicks scarface style?

[Hook]

Never. I have "straight pipe stomach" from ever since I know myself. Once food eat, sumting hadda come out d odda end.



When was d last time yuh wake up to a sink full of wares and grind?

[Bizzare]

livin with meh mammy. fark washin wares


when last yuh get ah salary increase

[Hook]

never...I at the base of my salary range for 11 years now...time to start burning tyres in d road oui





when was d last time yuh bbq on d beach?

[Ronaldo95163]

Never
When last you went a long period without sleep?

I up since yesterday

[black start]

for final exams in december....

when was the last time yuh eat ah bess gyro?

[Ronaldo95163]

Never had gyro's before

[Oleander]

^^ Sad

When was the last time you lickrishness rendered you immobile for a while?

[shogun]

Few weeks before Christmas. Moms brought some souse that didn't agree with me.

Don't usually eat pig, but greediness is a terrible thing.

When was the last time you mistakenly wrote/typed 2012, instead of 2013 on some form/document.

[gastly369]

boxing day in de toilet

when last you sneeze to cover yuh fart

[Hook]

Cyar happen...the sneeze pushes out the fart...louder





When was d last time yuh hit d beach before sunrise?

[DrunkenMaster16]

ole years, was on the beach from 11 pm 2012 - 9 am 2013

when was d last time yuh brush on d beach?

[Hook]

a looong long time ago...sandflyus coitus interuptus is a hellofa thing




when was d last time yuh enviggle a quickie and when yuh open le wallet, turns out yuh forget to replace le condom since d last quickie *facepalm* so yuh put it in she battam instead?

[rollingstock]

Omg like all the time.


When last yuh dick smell like sheet after

[COROLLA KID]

never..lol

when last yuh eating something hot "doubles or something like that" and when yuh take the first bite it so hot it burning up the inside of your mouth and yuh eye start to water?, but yuh trying to keep a straight face cuz it have girls around..

[Ted_v2]

Last weekend

When last you saw a girl wearing a bra and a hoodie ?

[COROLLA KID]

never...lol ..you finger the wrong hole awah? it have a thing call water and soap for that....jus joking.lol.

when was the last time yuh talking to a bess thing, and yuh spit a boulder in she face?..lol.