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goalpost wrote:My dp expired and I forgot about it for 2 months and then my van decide to ram into two vehicles at 9am on a Monday I got pretty bummy. When I went to make the report I chicken out and lie and tell d wpc how I leave meh permit home. I went and renew it around 10:30am, reach back in d station at 12noon and she take d info watch me hard and shake she head.
eliteauto wrote:Once I walked into Morvant Police station and stood by the counter for over 15 mins and no one spoke to me, then an officer (Sergeant I think) came and shouted at me to go out the road and not come back for 4 hours
of course I was working at the station at the time
foot patrol iymc 
rollingstock wrote:^ petrotrin police
shake d livin wake d dead wrote:rollingstock wrote:^ petrotrin police
serious?
rfari wrote:where to start....
1. was heading south and got stopped in a speed trap. police man gave his name and the reason for stopping me. something along the lines of 'we measure the time you travel over a specific distance. in your case you travelled 1xx yards in a time of xx seconds which means you were travelling at 9x km/h.' then troll face.
i was doing about 50 km/h at the time for sure. asked him to redo the maths cus that can't be right. by that time senior police comes over to ask what the problem is. i explain to him tht the maths bad and that i was not going so fast. after re-checking the maths they realise the mistake and let me go.
2. coming back from south same day, police stopped me on the highway because one of my rear plates light bulbs blow. told him it was good when i checked it before leaving south. he watch me and laff and sent me on my way.
3. was leaving POS after work driving along south quay heading east. overtook some cars and went to the light by laventille to get onto the highway. a man jump out of a cefiro behind me and walk to my vehicle quarreling 'blah blah blah, not because u put on an indicator means that it gives you authorisation to turn, you're driving dangerously, its young fellas like you that cause accidents, you know who i am? i'm samuel bullen (calls high police rank). i ask him wha we go do in a nonchalant way. by that time lights changed to green. he watch me and storm off back to his car
4. got stopped for blue lights by st. helena junction. didnt fight up. told the policeman writing the ticket that his superiors should have him doing real work cus while he writing up a ticket some bandits probably robbing someone. don't think he understood what i was trying to say. he told me tht if i want to keep the lights i should put a switch on it so i can turn it on/of as i please. told him thanks for the advice.
5. when i had the galant at least once a month i used to get pulled over. tht car was a police-magnet!!!
6. last time was for breaking the curfew. stopped by o'mera lights a week after i laff my belly full when stern john got caught
rfari wrote:Ole talk issa crime plan yes. Rell police and informers
shake d livin wake d dead wrote:worse time for me was in the S.O.E, liming out the road with some padnas around 6 in the evening,same time truck load ah army men pass, and ah wild KANT decide to shout "wtf allyuh watching", was the first time ah see ah truck spin round so fass...well ah say if I run is licks,so I remain dey...every man jack jump outa d truck and not ah man move...they started questioning who made the comment etc etc..swear I wanted to sheit mehself...they eventually said "allyuh go ahead" and they left...
Soundwave wrote:shake d livin wake d dead wrote:worse time for me was in the S.O.E, liming out the road with some padnas around 6 in the evening,same time truck load ah army men pass, and ah wild KANT decide to shout "wtf allyuh watching", was the first time ah see ah truck spin round so fass...well ah say if I run is licks,so I remain dey...every man jack jump outa d truck and not ah man move...they started questioning who made the comment etc etc..swear I wanted to sheit mehself...they eventually said "allyuh go ahead" and they left...
alyuh self shoulda beat he like a rented mule...
he went into hiding after da sheit he did.
ruffneck_12 wrote:One time I was shooting dis man and a babylon did pass
normal thing dey...only if he ded den they woda stop De Dragon wrote:shake d livin wake d dead wrote:they ask you to reverse to collect ah ticket...wtf...lmao....
Yeah, I wring up meh han' and bat up meh eye tuh try tuh look effeminate like pios/Stephon and it worked!
Stephon. wrote:Was on the main road today and a police vehicle was driving slow in front of me, I decided to overtake him. After overtaking him he put on his sirens, so I pulled over and he pulled behind me.
He emerged from the vehicle and came over to me and asked me "Do you know that it is illegal to overtake a police vehicle?" I told him that I didn't know to which he told me that he can write me a 5000 dollar ticket if he wanted to. After giving him my permit and insurance he told me that he's going to let me go on a warning
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