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rfari wrote:stephonie, yuh gyal eh cuss up de police?
DSM_05 wrote:Depends on WHAT you overtake them with.
If you overtake with:
1) A B14 - instant pull over and search
2) A sports-up car - pull over and ruff up (see reixmann post above)
3) Another police car - look out for MP-type blck vehicle with black tint not too far behind.
4) A truck - no effect
5) A truck dropping gravel on the road - police put dong dey glass and inhale the diesel fumes
6) A vigo with the UFO package - Police may tote feelings cuz the vigo "ha more lights dan dem".
crazychinee wrote:I once had a police officer pull me over right after I got my drivers licence .........
Officer:Bossman, on the right side of the highway you cannot be driving at 80km/h
Me: but isn't that the speed limit?
Officer: No, the right side is for OVERTAKING, so you need to be over 80.
Me: Oh ...
True story.
rollingstock wrote:Bwahahahahahahahahaha
eliteauto wrote:r3iXmann wrote:i get rough up for that already in south
3am after a party going home...cruise past a police car on the road heading north by mon repos junction..when i almost reach the junction,i hear siren and horn flashing..thought they were chasing a bandit but then they pulled alongside and beckoned for me to stop..it went like so:
*officer jumps out, hand on firearm*
me: *thinking* one of meh lights blow or something? d fork.
officer: WAH KINE AH RACIN TING IS DIS?!!! WAH RACIN TING IS DIS?!!!! (i swear homeboy was gonna pop a vein*
me: wut?![]()
officer: WHAM?! YUH SEE D JEEP AND YUH GEH GLAD?! YUH WAH RACE?! EH?! DAIZ WHA IT IS?!
me: but officer i casually overtake..
officer: YUH ARGUIN WID MEH?! AYE! *turns to other officer* HE ARGUIN WID MEH!! LIKE HE WAH GO DONG IN D STATION?! YUH WAH GO DONG IN D STATION?!
me: *confused as fck*![]()
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officer: yuh runnin from police or wha? yuh does street race ent? daiz why when yuh see d jeep yuh geh frighten ent?
me: no sir
officer: GO UP D ROAD! AND DOH LEWWE SEE YUH DRIVIN SO AGAIN!
me: ok thanks,have a good night
I have one question...
did the officer look like Banzai?
wagonrunner wrote:rollingstock wrote:Bwahahahahahahahahaha
eh heh?
as was established prior by the driver of the ck2 with the widebody kit, and VLW, outriders did not roll with ticket books.
a 15 mins prayers, and go again.
wagonrunner wrote:which main road chick?
TK! wrote:lewwee see.. in my younger days...
did it with the trueno a dozen times. sometimes got chased, sometimes dey doh bother.
did it with the civic a few times. got stopped once.
don't do dat sheit anymore.
Stephon. wrote:Was on the main road today and a police vehicle was driving slow in front of me, I decided to overtake him. After overtaking him he put on his sirens, so I pulled over and he pulled behind me.
He emerged from the vehicle and came over to me and asked me "Do you know that it is illegal to overtake a police vehicle?" I told him that I didn't know to which he told me that he can write me a 5000 dollar ticket if he wanted to. After giving him my permit and insurance he told me that he's going to let me go on a warning
wagonrunner wrote:ahahahahahaa. wrong (everyday on the highway. i try to not do it at full tilt though)
which main road chick?
*$kїđž!™ wrote:wagonrunner wrote:ahahahahahaa. wrong (everyday on the highway. i try to not do it at full tilt though)
which main road chick?
WTF.....
jm3 wrote:crazychinee wrote:I once had a police officer pull me over right after I got my drivers licence .........
Officer:Bossman, on the right side of the highway you cannot be driving at 80km/h
Me: but isn't that the speed limit?
Officer: No, the right side is for OVERTAKING, so you need to be over 80.
Me: Oh ...
True story.
sounds retarded but its actually true you can go over the speed limit to allow for safe overtaking but you must slow back down to the speed limit and get back in the left lane.
doesnt work in trinidad however as people have no idea about lane discipline.
BANzai Rastafarai wrote:eliteauto wrote:r3iXmann wrote:i get rough up for that already in south
3am after a party going home...cruise past a police car on the road heading north by mon repos junction..when i almost reach the junction,i hear siren and horn flashing..thought they were chasing a bandit but then they pulled alongside and beckoned for me to stop..it went like so:
*officer jumps out, hand on firearm*
me: *thinking* one of meh lights blow or something? d fork.
officer: WAH KINE AH RACIN TING IS DIS?!!! WAH RACIN TING IS DIS?!!!! (i swear homeboy was gonna pop a vein*
me: wut?![]()
officer: WHAM?! YUH SEE D JEEP AND YUH GEH GLAD?! YUH WAH RACE?! EH?! DAIZ WHA IT IS?!
me: but officer i casually overtake..
officer: YUH ARGUIN WID MEH?! AYE! *turns to other officer* HE ARGUIN WID MEH!! LIKE HE WAH GO DONG IN D STATION?! YUH WAH GO DONG IN D STATION?!
me: *confused as fck*![]()
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officer: yuh runnin from police or wha? yuh does street race ent? daiz why when yuh see d jeep yuh geh frighten ent?
me: no sir
officer: GO UP D ROAD! AND DOH LEWWE SEE YUH DRIVIN SO AGAIN!
me: ok thanks,have a good night
I have one question...
did the officer look like Banzai?
HE ARGUIN WID MEH!! LIKE HE WAH GO DONG IN D STATION?! YUH WAH GO DONG IN D STATION?!
hoss!! i cud jus imagine yuh white teeth smirk at this point!!!
whooooooooooooooooooooogaarrrr!!!
and also from overtaking, you dont have to pull aside for any siren blaring vehicle except an ambulance! dunno why d phoq when d popo n armored vehicles transporting prisoners hurriedly, feel as if every1 shud heed way.
DSM_05 wrote:Not correct. You're supposed to pull over for police sirens as well - check your MVA/regs. The difference is that FIre trucks are the only ones allowed to break a red light.....ambulances and police vehicles are NOT....even with sirens on.
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