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larafan · Postby **larafan** » March 25th, 2008, 4:24 pm

if u have 5 dollars...and chuck norris has 5 dollars...chuck norris has more money than u...

pablo_tt · Postby **pablo_tt** » March 25th, 2008, 7:04 pm

pablo_tt · Postby **pablo_tt** » March 25th, 2008, 7:13 pm

Picasso · Postby **Picasso** » March 27th, 2008, 7:56 am

Buh I repost this long time ago

DJ Nexxus · Postby **DJ Nexxus** » March 27th, 2008, 8:15 am

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

SmokeyGTi · Postby **SmokeyGTi** » March 27th, 2008, 8:18 am

[qoute]# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. [/qoute]

now dat badd!

Postby **jeepers** » May 18th, 2009, 8:28 am

Why Chuck Norris's calendar goes is straight from March 31 to April 2?
Nobody fool Chuck Norris!

bump :roll:

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » May 18th, 2009, 9:46 am

Understatement

Obi-Wan · Postby **Obi-Wan** » May 18th, 2009, 9:51 am

Paradoxx · Postby **Paradoxx** » May 18th, 2009, 9:54 am

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird :shock:

Rainman · Postby **Rainman** » May 18th, 2009, 10:01 am

Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE

Chuck Norris is the Domain controller

Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0

Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon

Chuck Norris is Dr Watson

Chuck Norris monitor has no glareâ€¦ no-one glares at Chuck Norris

format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC

Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC

Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error

Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language

Chuck Norris CPU doesnâ€™t have a fan

Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive

Chuck Norris invented the internet

Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thatâ€™s how we got ADSL

Chuck Norrisâ€™s Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour

Chuck Norris uses Notepad for a database

Chuck Norrisâ€™ PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound

Chuck Norris can edit PDF files

Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands

Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster

Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail

Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard

Chuck Norris has to chain his mouse to his desktop

Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros

Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norrisâ€™ website

Postby **Tarantula** » May 18th, 2009, 12:49 pm

^^^

rodfarva · Postby **rodfarva** » May 18th, 2009, 6:53 pm

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

KURMAman · Postby **KURMAman** » May 18th, 2009, 7:21 pm

rodfarva wrote:Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

anyone who play World Of Warcraft knows dese Chuck Norris jokes inside out.. hearing these 5 years now, and it never stops being freaking funny.! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bezman · Postby **Bezman** » May 18th, 2009, 9:04 pm

Postby **Mini** » May 18th, 2009, 9:09 pm

Delta Force on Ch 64 now

Frankie_565 · Postby **Frankie_565** » May 18th, 2009, 10:09 pm

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris

buzz · Postby **buzz** » May 18th, 2009, 11:31 pm

it was Chuck Norris that split trinidad and tobago

Chuck Norris robbed the midnight robber

It only took Chuck Norris' vote to get obama elected

Maxwell richards only needs one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick instead of the integrity commision

we have a global resession because Chuck Norris made a withdrawal

Chuck Norris can kick Neo and Mr Smith's as$

hurricane katrina formed after Chuck Norris forgot to cover his nose when he sneezed

Chuck Norris still pays $1 for the daily express

if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked started your car it would never need gas again... or an engine

Chuck Norris can ban duane :shock:

Rainman · Postby **Rainman** » May 18th, 2009, 11:34 pm

Chuck norris' roundhouse kick has i-VTEC

SUPAstarr · Postby **SUPAstarr** » May 18th, 2009, 11:41 pm

buzz yuh winnnnn, sig material!!!

Olive · Postby **Olive** » May 18th, 2009, 11:48 pm

funny

pyromaniak · Postby **pyromaniak** » May 19th, 2009, 7:39 am

I'm sorry, bump :lol:

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

But apparently Vin is the new man? *Runs and hides from Chuck Norris*

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Vin Diesel's orgasm leaves an exit wound.

When Vin Diesel gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

janfar · Postby **janfar** » May 19th, 2009, 10:48 am

Fack vin.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

janfar · Postby **janfar** » May 19th, 2009, 10:53 am

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
:lol:

.:PROZAC:.. · Postby **.:PROZAC:..** » May 19th, 2009, 11:15 am

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice,and I hear he can delete the recycle bin.

.:PROZAC:.. · Postby **.:PROZAC:..** » May 19th, 2009, 11:17 am

Chuck norris' shadow satys 10 feet behind him and also knows where Ish hid the money

rodfarva · Postby **rodfarva** » May 19th, 2009, 1:45 pm

Chuck Norris CAN organize his clutch

DFC · Postby **DFC** » May 19th, 2009, 2:35 pm

OMG! hahahahaha....funniest thread EVER in tuner...lolz....keep em coming!

Obi-Wan · Postby **Obi-Wan** » May 19th, 2009, 3:01 pm

Osama Bin Laden isn't hiding from the US Military, he's hiding from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick that smug smile off Obama's face

Chuck Norris can be buried alive in his 4x4, but he'll kick in the turbo, drive right out, and then proceed to f%$k you up.

Chuck Norris does not step on toes, he steps on necks

The USA lost the Vietnam War when Chuck Norris went MIA

buzz · Postby **buzz** » May 19th, 2009, 4:44 pm

rodfarva wrote:Chuck Norris CAN organize his clutch

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