Identifying a Hawk & Spit Bar

[UML]

Add what you think makes a Hawk and Spit Bar a Hawk and Spit Bar.

(1) Indian skateboard footwear (rubber slippers)
(2) Type of characters
(3) Urinal smell
(4) Sticky fly trap tape from ceiling (with like a million flies attached)

[ronsin1]

Anywhere a UNC grass root supporter drinks his rum

[sliderz1]

must be with rotten 2x4's around somewhere

[DFC]

Bad lighting.
Dingy tables.
Iron chairs, the one you see at the back of temples.
Lots of flies.
cheap but tasty cutters.
a 2/10 barlady that increases in looks the more you drink.

the urinal out the back of the building but its better to pee in the river instead.

[AllTrac]

if they bring the cold water for you in a old ketchup bottle.
couple cocobenz park up outside
the toilet is a wall painted "P HERE"
seating accommodation is a 2x4 on 4 bricks
cutters is couple of cheese squares and canned vienna sausages
best of all, all beers BEASTLY COLD ALL THE TIME.

[UML]

drinks served in peanut butter glass

[sliderz1]

rusted burglar proof

[VexXx Dogg]

carib girls poster still up from 1983

[mitch1980]

the first drink of the day usually in the morning is a Shot of Puncheon Rum and glass of water from a recycled rum bottled.

[crazybalhead]

I never frequent such lowly establishments.

But..

A bad pay blackboard in the back embarrassing local dinzens like:

Sonny
Bobboy
Glasses Boy
etc.

[janfar]

Pics of Carib girls from 1993.

[Dizzy28]

Signed posters of the Strike Squad on the wall

[K74T]

Mamoo siddung outside begging yuh to buy him sumting

[Spitfir3]

the entrance door always skin open..in most cases there are 2 entrances
you could hear what goin on inside the bar from outside
must have at least 1 man walking around bareback
must have spiderweb decorations
anytime you want a beer or somn yuh hadda shout
wagon muss be park up in vip spot....where else would you get the choons from??
when you ask for a glass you get a plastic cup
1 mammo muss be present either dancing with himself in a circle OR trying to catch heself by the door

[dougla_boy]

is only sell du maurier and broadway....dem eh know about dunhill.....

same for drinks......double dog, wo, bl, an ting like that....dem eh know about hennessey and anything worth over a 300

[simplejack]

camphor/moth balls in urinals
random slot machine

[crazybalhead]

When somebody chit in the urinal.

Not that I have ever been to these places, mind you.

[tr1ad]

ketchup mustard

[16 cycles]

open on a public holiday that you not supposed to be opened....

[crazybalhead]

They must have an "occasional" bench, that the patrons may take outside, when they feel to drink outside the bar.

So I have heard.

[K74T]

Yuh hadda wash yuh hands with squeezy instead of soap

[DFC]

Open on election day too.

[sliderz1]

time to start naming places and stop talkin chit

[crazybalhead]

A table for the "regulars", whose combined age MUST exceed 300, and sit 4 at most.

[RBphoto]

Open on election day too.

And everyone around the "regulars table" in a different political party t-shirt, with a different flag talking about how much rum they get from where for the campaign.

[Dizzy28]

time to start naming places and stop talkin chit

Hawk and Spits have names??

They all reffered to as Mammo Bar or Tanty Bar

[crazybalhead]

The correct name on the sign? Or what everybody know it as? Like "dennis" bar in Lothains by the cemetery?


To make a completely made up reference...

[RBphoto]

Have real "Members clubs" down my side.. basically a few guys who get together to drink and incorporate a club in a shed adjoined to one of their houses. I think it is done to get get cheap drinks and some sort of tax incentive... not sure. They take their wine committee duties serious as a heart attack though

[hindian]

Ah ole pitchoil lamp fuh when current gone

Ah 3 canal or some kind of grass cutting tool lean up in a corner

The resident cat/dog/rodent/cockroach that does make a pass tru from time to time

[simplejack]

when your drunk uncle by the snacket sunday morning, not sure if it was before it opened or spent the night outside