**The Official ChelseaFC Thread**

[dean_spleen09]

[saxman642]

... and not even his first 'taste'...

[tr1ad]

from that pov you can't prove he bite anyone.

yea boidanboidawgboi

suarez was jess wiping he snatty nose on he sleeve

[Mr Midas]

from that pov you can't prove he bite anyone.

Ivanovich is known to exaggerate situations

to who?

[Mr Midas]

the FA has charged Suarez with violent conduct.

they should ban his ass for the rest of the season

[LikaStick]

[pioneer]

Jus thought i'd leave this here

[Mr Midas]

^^ where the hell he find that lol

The FA has banned Suarez for 10 games.

[De Dragon]

from that pov you can't prove he bite anyone.

yea boidanboidawgboi

suarez was jess wiping he snatty nose on he sleeve

And he geh ah tensie? Imagine if'n he did do something mad like bite 'im!

[gt4tified]

Man decide to make his fetish known to Branislav oui.

[dean_spleen09]

Europa League - Semi Final leg 1
Basel 1 - Chelsea 2
victor moses opened the scoring with a header , basel unfairly awarded a penalty in the 90th , luiz scored a free kick in injury time to win it.

[j.o.e]

feel good to make a side sick in the last minute

[dean_spleen09]

chelsea 3-1 basel (5-2aggregate) , advance to finals of Europa League.
well look ting , another final to fog up .
win or lose we gonna get trolled ....

[rfari]

which final is this?

[dean_spleen09]

oh hey rfari i see you guys made it to the champions league final .
hope you dont end up eating humble pie again

[rfari]

Yummy! Humble pie where? Where?


























Cornt. Just make sure and send the trophy wembley nah

[lostallos101]

if we win the europa on the 15th and CL not till 25th....we will technically be champions of both europa n CL for 10 days lol

[dean_spleen09]

manure 0-1 chelsea
back in 3rd place .
huge match against spurs on wednesday in battle for cl spots.

[pioneer]

LOL smelsea couldn't even score to secure ah 3 pts self...so we say heh look ah goal

#championsleaguestruggles

[dean_spleen09]

thanks for the goal

[pioneer]

heh take 3 pts ollor need it

1pat

[rfari]

EPL official cobo and pothound duel

[rfari]

thanks for the goal

Dais a lines woman i seeing dey? Fml

[rameshb]

Chelsea beat Barca, Guardiola out.
Chelsea beat Tottenham, Redknapp out.
Chelsea beat Liverpool, Dalgish out.
Chelsea beat United, FERGUSON out.
#Respect

[drunkenscorpion]

Jose aint sign anything with Chelsea yet......I hoping this is not a plan for manure to try to get him.....Roman done bitchin about his buy out clause......

[gt4tified]

Roman need to go and buy a piece of the moon or something yes.

The trolleration will be high in here leading up to the 15th....where allyuh taking een de match? I looking to brakes work that day.

[rameshb]

Roman need to go and buy a piece of the moon or something yes.

The trolleration will be high in here leading up to the 15th....where allyuh taking een de match? I looking to brakes work that day.

Suppose to work 3-11 that day, ah tell them i havin prayers.......

[kaylex]

..Rafa Benitez takes credit for Sir Alex Ferguson’s decision to retire

(Getty)
Let's review the facts. Before Manchester United's match against my Chelsea team on the 5th of May, Sir Alex Ferguson wrote in the matchday program, "I certainly don't have any plans at the moment to walk away." Then I beat him 1-0 and David Luiz laughed at him. This was the second time I beat his team this season. Clearly Mr. Ferguson finally realized that I am the better manager and felt he had no other choice but to go against his word and retire in shame. This is a fact.

His decision also comes after I was named Premier League Manager of the Month for April 2013. Not "Interim" Manager of the Month. Just Manager of the Month. Because that is what I am. Mr. Ferguson has not won this award since October 2012. Even Brian McDermott has won it since then and Reading are getting relegated. Ouchfact.

I also knocked Manchester United out of the FA Cup and got Chelsea into the Europa League final using only my superior tactics and ring of mouth hair. Mr. Ferguson could not even get Man United into the Europa League because he knows I am the lizard king of second-tier European competitions and he would just lose to me yet again. Intimidationfact.

Now that Mr. Ferguson has run away from me, scared and with a broken hip because I figuratively sat on him all season, and The Stupid One is going to take credit for the team I have built at Chelsea next season, there is only one next step. I will volunteer to become manager of Manchester United. I have already proven that I have the shamelessness necessary to work for a rival of my beloved Liverpool and a club that does not respect me, so that is not a problem. And since I was the last man to beat Mr. Ferguson, it is like I am Dorothy and my house landed on the the Wicked Witch of the East, so I get to wear her ruby slippers. Shoefact.

While I finish planning my Fergie-Free Fiesta and making arrangements to destroy all references to him at Man United before I arrive, I will leave Mr. Ferguson with one final thought before he hobbles into the cruel abyss of retirement: Marco Materazzi is a liar. ClimacticFact!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-di ... 52881.html

[kaylex]

Didnt understand the hype until I saw this...
Essien back and probably one good central defender.. we should be ok for next season...

[dean_spleen09]

Frank Lampard breaks Bobby Tambling's record.
Aston Villa 1 -2 Chelsea
2 goals from frank lampard see chelsea come from behind to win against aston villa , qualifying for champions league in the process.

the record breaking goal , congrats frank.