When was the last time you....

[Hook]

Never. But you were being a cornt tho. The ban may have had something to do with that, not censorship.


When was d last time d place was so hot, your jeans dried in an hour?

[eliteauto]

Today

when last yuh motorboat a woman bamcee and bite the left cheek?

[RedTiger]

Never

Q: How do you circumcise eliteAuto ?
A: Kick Hook's sister in the jaw.

[Hook]

and just like that, he's gone...

[speedist]

And now back to our regularly scheduled programme.........

Bamcee? motorboat? no. bite it? yes. bite the breast? Sure.

When last yuh see ah man use his indicator in your presence?

[Mandrake]

Lol .. Lol .. Hook real sensitive .. Soon Hook go drink a superman with Lanate ..

Just now.

When last ya see a vagrant who went UWI ?

[ar05ant]

Never seen any yet. Buh when last u come from work and realize parts from your car missing.

[speedist]

Never. Did ketch a hater dent my car on camera a year ago. Violence ensued.

When last yuh pull a fast and the furious drive because you had to take a wicked piss?

[Hook]

Very late last night...but wasn't a piss.

Mandrake, sensitive? No. I didn't wake up at 4am to curse a stranger on the internet, you did. I don't care for people like you.


Anyway. When was d last time yuh mash een a serious callaloo and coo-coo?

[ar05ant]

Hmmm last week sunday with some cirrick crab rell coconut milk to. When last u save up money, work night n day to buy sumthin. And when u buy it u realize is utter sheit.

[CBharath]

Wdf is a superman with lanate?

[corolladude]

last year... it was a gearbox,, i spend 7000 and it last 3 days.... :'( ''''''anyway'''


When was d last time yuh eating ah chicken roti and all d pepper in 1 spot and it bunn up yuh mouth bad bad! lolz

[Ronaldo9]

UMMM, never. That happens with Pelau.

When last you get tracked by an ugly rich thing and then realized u still had principle, so u had to brace her?

[venomz]

last few weeks... she wasnt ugly she was just a meere 250lbs...mind u im only 127lbs..

when last yuh work up the courage to mash in a fat thing cause u was salting...

[Ronaldo9]

ummmm how abt never. lol

When last you realized that a woman u thought was extremely BESSS, really wasnt cuz the majority of her is fake?

[Mr.Bollywood]

Every time I see nikki minaj


When lass yuh realise yuh is one big ass cuz ah girl yuh ignored and never really take on in primary/secondary school turn out to be rellll freaking besss and end up modelling for t&t years later and she dow have a uptight bitchy personality? ???

[Hook]

never...I wouldn't turn down a bess pumpum just cuz she pay fuh she bress


when was d last time yuh shat in a 20'x15' pool?

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

Im glad that my unpleasantness brings joy to ppls lives

when last yuh try to clean it and get a quote for 25k

[D music 4 life]

Every time I see nikki minaj


When lass yuh realise yuh is one big ass cuz ah girl yuh ignored and never really take on in primary/secondary school turn out to be rellll freaking besss and end up modelling for t&t years later and she dow have a uptight bitchy personality? ???

yes does see them on fb right tru in their two piece I rell regret now. Had two of them in secondary if only I could turn back the hands of time totes funny, funny how time goes by & blessings are missed in d wink of an eye why oh why oh why should one have to go on suffering when every day I pray please come back to me

[D music 4 life]

When is d last time... u look tru ur window & see ur bredren gf in a bikini washing her car & u say next time all-ya liming stumblin u go want more than a flex

[Hook]

right...so moving on now



when was d last time a friend pull u square and tell yuh if she man doh straighten up, she leaving him and when she does, she want a no-strings-attached baby from you?

[speedist]

Man write a paragragh, yes. Dem feelz, meng.

Had it happen once. Scared the sheit out of me with the baby ting. Baby milk expensive, dog.

When last yuh finish bathe and then yuh stomach trolls you into taking a dump?

[Hook]

Every friggin morning. This one time, I jus now pull a joint and take a swim in d pool...


When was d last time yuh spit blood for no apparent reason?

[Bizzare]

never. anytime i spit blood there's an apparent reason (edited to "unrustle" hook's jimmies)



when was d last time u thought u were about to die?

[Mr.Bollywood]

@ d music for life .. yea boi ah know dem feelz! it does hut ah man heart to see dem tings, but say what yuh could always say yuh know the person as a personal friend xD


@bizzare lass year when ah eat doubles with too much pepper

when lass yuh pick a mango from a tree and eat it in the tree itself?

[Hook]

Swear I typed "apparent".

[Bizzare]

hook, i am sry. edited

[Hook]

hook, i am sry. edited

:ugeek:

[MG Man]

when last yuh eat ah can ah spicy thai chilli tuna and get assburn de next morning

[venomz]

Never!


what last yuh make a nice chennet chow.