Creative divorce alternative?

[psykomorf]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351937/Immigration-officer-fired-putting-wife-list-terrorists-stop-flying-home.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.
He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is 'not conducive to the public good'.
As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.
The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects' list during a vetting inquiry.
The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct.
The incident is likely to raise new questions over levels of efficiency in the UK Border Agency, the organisation formed nearly three years ago by then Home Secretary Jacqui Smith to take over all immigration controls.
It has been criticised for poor performance by the Parliamentary Ombudsman and has suffered its share of humiliating incidents - for example the incident 19 months ago when an illegal immigrant escaped from the channel tunnel port at Folkestone by clinging to the underside of a bus carrying Border Agency staff.

A spokesman said: 'We expect the highest levels of integrity. Allegations of misconduct are thoroughly investigated and we always take action swiftly where we find members of staff who have abused their position.
'On the extremely rare occasions where this occurs, the strongest action is taken.'
The officer in the latest incident to come to light was employed by a unit maintaining watch lists.
He is understood to have worked at the Agency's headquarters at Lunar House in Croydon, South London.
His wife visited family in Pakistan but when she tried to return to Britain she was not allowed onto the aircraft. Airline and immigration officials refused to explain to her why.
She was forced to remain in Pakistan for three years until her husband's manipulation of the suspect list came to light.
He is understood to have applied for a promotion that would have meant a higher level of security clearance.
During the vetting process the name of his wife was discovered on the suspect list, to the surprise of security staff.
When questioned, the officer confessed to his alteration of the lists and was sacked

[bushwakka]

ROFL!

[devrat]

He get caught....but that was fcuking brilliant.

[K74T]

LOL!!

[Mr. Red Sleeper]

Terrorist to him.

terrorist all the same.

[Greypatch]

LMAO.....brillant

[Rahtid]

Terrorist to him.

terrorist all the same.

ent?

lol,,they all are,sometime or the other

[Chimera]

nuh like d man lie, she was terrorizing him

[foss]

poor bastard never had a chance for freedom

[Hook]

frikkin BRILLIANT! Imagine if he DIDN'T get ketch! Wifey in pakistan airport like "WTF?!"

now is level bailnah IHMC when she reach home!

[Sky]

Imagine how that idea hit him.
He's an immigration officer so he uses the word 'deport' a lot.
So he's telling a friend "I'm sick of her, I want a deport...I mean a divorce....I....hmmm..gotta go"

[rollingstock]

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan

Loss wuk for three years peace, worth every second.

[<=xjemler=>]

I should have tried that....

[sharkman121]

:lol: He get caught....but that was fcuking brilliant.

x2, id say it was worth it to rid his wife for 3 years.

well done sir!

[Hook]

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan

Loss wuk for three years peace, worth every second.

he musbe save REAL money in dat 3 yrs too

[mitsu_chick941]

wtf

[rollingstock]

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan

Loss wuk for three years peace, worth every second.

he musbe save REAL money in dat 3 yrs too

Nah, he had to pay a Cook, Housekeeper, Washerwoman, buy a dishwasher............

[sMASH]

^^ yup, he probably did save more after all that self.

[Hook]

how yuh so sure d wife was doing all dat fuh him anyway? he DID want to get rid of her inno

[Alpha_2nr]

^^Point.

Dat fella take win tho x 10000000000000000000

[rollingstock]

:lol: how yuh so sure d wife was doing all dat fuh him anyway? he DID want to get rid of her inno

You and all, a man don't really need clean clothes, home cooked food etc

The only thing that will make a man go to that extremes is lack of sex, so learn women share the poonanny or is a direct flight to Siberia.

[shogun]

Sure he still thought it was worth it, even AFTER getting sacked...genius and diabolical at the same time....ah love it.

[TRAE]

how dem oman dem hard so, that is man alternative?

[~Vēġó~]

full marks for innovation.....

[- Rovin's car audio -]

dat man rel wicked yes .....

[duchess]

either way he still got rid of her. i have to admit that was brilliant.