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Its the Top of the Times

Postby bluesclues » October 3rd, 2022, 9:11 am

Greetings, once again. It is i, the TNT Oracle has returned. Indeed it is the Top of the Times.. for all has come to culmination and in the process of culminating.

Last time i brought you light. But u chose to tread in darkness. Today i bring u light. But this light is the darkness. Which will you choose..

It was a beautiful spring day. Winter had been fading away. And though the air was still dry and cold, the excitement and exhuberation of all to finally see the light at the end of the tunnel of a dark winter, created warmth within the atmosphere. A warmth that kindled from the hearts of parents and children alike. A feeling of relief, from a winter that was both long and frigid. Things did indeed grow colder this winter. The ice on the lakes were thicker, even the park swings had frozen over. The rollercoasters would not move over tracks of ice. The major highway was closed and there was little entertainment but to stay indoors and listen for updates on radio i95 fm.

Of course, the televisions still worked. And though internet access for movie entertainment was still the place for online entertainment. None could prove more exciting, more engrossing, drawing in it's audience with stern looks with intermittent laughter, than the radio. As live reports would flood the radio from the tail end of a frigid paradise. With callers detailing in realtime, a series of calamitous events as they occurred in their cities and neighbourhoods. Of notoriety this winter, was the event that would see locals refer to their main causeway, as route 66. As it would once again become famous for a record breaking pileup, causing much damage and injury, and rendering the highway unuseable.

And so it came to a beautiful spring day. The groundhog did not come out as expected. But it did not seem that he was asleep. After 3 days the weatherman declared, Spring had begun. But the groundhog still hadnt shown. But so eager was everyone to have finally defeated the winter, noone cared anymore for the groundhog's opinion.

But there was something more to notice. There was more abscence. Indeed not only the groundhog would leave his burrow but neither had the bears left their caves. The squirrels were not running along the oak tree. Only little Jimmy noticed.

A freckled faced meagre 7 year old boy whose glasses were as thick as the bottom of beer bottles. Jimmy had been patiently waiting for his squirrel friend to come to his window as he would at the end of every winter for the past 3 years. And little Jimmy always kept a stash of walnuts almonds and other treats from the christmas feast for his squirrel friend in the spring.

He had mentioned it to his mom at the dinner table. To which she empathetically replied, "aawww honey im sorry, it was a tough winter. Maybe he just needs some extra warmup time"..as she smiled convincingly, little Jimmy's dad would remind him that he has to be ready for school in the morning and it was time to washup and get some rest. After Jimmy had washed his plate and cup, they both walked with him upstairs to brush his teeth and tuck him in. After they took out the light. It didnt take little Jimmy long at all to fade into dreamland. He had been quite exhausted, not from running and playing like you'd think like the other kids. No little Jimmy was worrying all day about his squirrel friend. Cherokee he called him. Since he had this white pattern atop his head that reminded him alot of the feathered hats those navajo chiefs wear. Like the ones in the hunting store on main street. All that worrying had made little Jimmy so exhausted that he very well worried himself to sleep within a minute. And before he could know it.. dawn was about to break.

It was 5:30am and though still dark outside, little Jimmy's mom was already in the kitchen. Preparing breakfast and lunch for her family. Her husband would be out the house by 6:30 on a weekday. He had a 1hr and 15.minute commute to work and he'd never reached a day late in almost 8 years. And today would be no exception.

As little Jimmy's mom set the table, little jimmy's eyes opened. The sound of the house coming alive with his parents bustling about would wake him up most mornings. And in grand fashion, little jimmy spared not a second of waking cognisance, to once again start wondering about his friend, cherokee. While laying in bed he looked towards the window where he saw flashes like lightning, with light bouncing off his window and curtains, reaching into the walls of his room.

Curios.. little Jimmy got out of bed to see the flashing light himself, when looking out the window as he walked towards it, he noted it seemed like the sun was rising.. fast. In just 2 footsteps from the bed, darkness had turned to daylight. And as he ran to the window and peeled back the curtains to look. There was a blinding white light. And noone familiar was left to remember, to tell the story of little Jimmy, and his mommy and his dad.

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby Les Bain » October 3rd, 2022, 9:25 am

Is this PNM political blogging? Dunno why you guys bad talk it, this was nice :)

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Postby VexXx Dogg » October 3rd, 2022, 9:36 am

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.Copy

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby Deadric » October 3rd, 2022, 9:42 am

Why'd they get nuked? Or was it ayys?

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Postby maj. tom » October 3rd, 2022, 9:45 am

yuh have anything in erotica?

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Postby MG Man » October 3rd, 2022, 9:46 am

do you have an onlyfans account?

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby bluesclues » October 3rd, 2022, 9:48 am

U may hold me in esteem with the greatest and ancient. Special requests will have a fee

The prior was written in realtime off the top of my head in one shot. Hardly a challenge i can do the same with 300 pages.

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby VexXx Dogg » October 3rd, 2022, 9:49 am

Source; https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~jhclark/insult.htm
You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby Cantmis » October 3rd, 2022, 9:59 am

Awaits porn infested post !

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby MG Man » October 3rd, 2022, 10:01 am

bluesclues wrote:U may hold me in esteem with the greatest and ancient. Special requests will have a fee

The prior was written in realtime off the top of my head in one shot. Hardly a challenge i can do the same with 300 pages.


describe your penis in 300 words

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby timelapse » October 3rd, 2022, 11:59 am

Blues, you take your meds bro?

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Postby Les Bain » October 3rd, 2022, 12:27 pm

K74T wrote:Image


I have a mind to send she this pic and ask why she doh comb her hair so nice anymore. Shame.

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Postby DMan7 » October 3rd, 2022, 3:43 pm

This site slowly turning into a mental institution.

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Postby maj. tom » October 3rd, 2022, 3:44 pm

u new here?

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby bluesclues » October 3rd, 2022, 7:31 pm

Of course nothing has changed and u guys just as dum as u were 10 yrs ago. Smh

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Postby maj. tom » October 3rd, 2022, 7:34 pm

no boy doh take dem on, plenty people get enlightened during the Covid 5G period. Is like a renaissance up in here, so doh fraid to post ting..... but really, yuh have any uwu erotica? Post it by Friday nah, and don't put any transgender plot twist eh ppl rel sus with dat these days here.

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Postby bluesclues » October 3rd, 2022, 7:44 pm

maj. tom wrote:no boy doh take dem on, plenty people get enlightened during the Covid 5G period. Is like a renaissance up in here, so doh fraid to post ting..... but really, yuh have any uwu erotica? Post it by Friday nah, and don't put any transgender plot twist eh ppl rel sus with dat these days here.
Yeah i mean u guys robbed urself. I guided everyone near to me with foreknowledge about covid. Noone in my family died. Because pf course when u read as much books as i have u also are an undocumented virologist. My intelligence was greater than this country's entire medical profession.

I produced a covid strategy in march 2020 and posted it online. It was the easiest way to beat covid as a society.. intelligence... Make all the first batches available to the sickly and elderly as priority. Among some other steps that didnt include the type of wasteful spending the pnm did trying to spend their way out of a pandemic like money does buy nature heart not cull its population.

While the world attempted to fight nature head on. There was a simple way to do it and get it done much faster. In fact, the strategies employed by our dunce for a CMO, the dunce medical practitioners including miss rum face not to respect the advise of the Oracle is what led to so much difficulty. We did not have to follow the rest of the world.. like sheep. It was definitely a case where the masses were all wrong. And as usual.. i had it right

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Postby matix » October 3rd, 2022, 7:47 pm

bluesclues wrote:
maj. tom wrote:no boy doh take dem on, plenty people get enlightened during the Covid 5G period. Is like a renaissance up in here, so doh fraid to post ting..... but really, yuh have any uwu erotica? Post it by Friday nah, and don't put any transgender plot twist eh ppl rel sus with dat these days here.
Yeah i mean u guys robbed urself. I guided everyone near to me with foreknowledge about covid. Noone in my family died. Because pf course when u read as much books as i have u also are an undocumented virologist. My intelligence was greater than this country's entire medical profession.

I produced a covid strategy in march 2020 and posted it online. It was the easiest way to beat covid as a society.. intelligence... Make all the first batches available to the sickly and elderly as priority. Among some other steps that didnt include the type of wasteful spending the pnm did trying to spend their way out of a pandemic like money does buy nature heart not cull its population.

While the world attempted to fight nature head on. There was a simple way to do it and get it done much faster. In fact, the strategies employed by our dunce for a CMO, the dunce medical practitioners including miss rum face not to respect the advise of the Oracle is what led to so much difficulty. We did not have to follow the rest of the world.. like sheep. It was definitely a case where the masses were all wrong. And as usual.. i had it right



Yea tell them. You are the chosen one

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Postby bluesclues » October 3rd, 2022, 7:50 pm

matix wrote:
bluesclues wrote:
maj. tom wrote:no boy doh take dem on, plenty people get enlightened during the Covid 5G period. Is like a renaissance up in here, so doh fraid to post ting..... but really, yuh have any uwu erotica? Post it by Friday nah, and don't put any transgender plot twist eh ppl rel sus with dat these days here.
Yeah i mean u guys robbed urself. I guided everyone near to me with foreknowledge about covid. Noone in my family died. Because pf course when u read as much books as i have u also are an undocumented virologist. My intelligence was greater than this country's entire medical profession.

I produced a covid strategy in march 2020 and posted it online. It was the easiest way to beat covid as a society.. intelligence... Make all the first batches available to the sickly and elderly as priority. Among some other steps that didnt include the type of wasteful spending the pnm did trying to spend their way out of a pandemic like money does buy nature heart not cull its population.

While the world attempted to fight nature head on. There was a simple way to do it and get it done much faster. In fact, the strategies employed by our dunce for a CMO, the dunce medical practitioners including miss rum face not to respect the advise of the Oracle is what led to so much difficulty. We did not have to follow the rest of the world.. like sheep. It was definitely a case where the masses were all wrong. And as usual.. i had it right



Yea tell them. You are the chosen one
In case still isnt clear

I am, the chosen one

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Postby ProtonPowder » October 4th, 2022, 12:45 am

oh sweet, a schizo thread

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Postby 88sins » October 4th, 2022, 4:02 pm

Op, you forgot to take your clozapine again.

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Postby pugboy » October 4th, 2022, 4:16 pm

do we still need to take ivermectin?

88sins wrote:Op, you forgot to take your clozapine again.

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby MG Man » October 5th, 2022, 8:31 am

MG Man wrote:
bluesclues wrote:U may hold me in esteem with the greatest and ancient. Special requests will have a fee

The prior was written in realtime off the top of my head in one shot. Hardly a challenge i can do the same with 300 pages.


describe your penis in 300 words



still waiting...

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby pugboy » October 5th, 2022, 8:35 am

funny thing is man feel he is the only one who make money from crypto……

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Postby 88sins » October 5th, 2022, 6:08 pm

Fellas start off with $2, and end up with $3, and suddenly think they a financial guru :lol:

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Postby maj. tom » October 7th, 2022, 12:35 pm

Friday bump to remind OP about posting the uwu erotica.
plz.
tanks. :emoho:

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Postby ruffneck_12 » October 7th, 2022, 2:31 pm

posted 9am monday morning

I sure u did now reach in work as a government employee and was looking for work to ignore

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Re: Its the Top of the Times

Postby bluesclues » October 10th, 2022, 4:48 am

ruffneck_12 wrote:posted 9am monday morning

I sure u did now reach in work as a government employee and was looking for work to ignore
Work is for peasants and slaves. Im a God. I have no day and no time. Most days idk what day of the week it is. Worst yet when is a public holiday. I only find out when i go out and everywhere closed. I sleep whatever time i feel like, i wake up what time i feel like.

The entire world that u adhere to no longer matters to me. Ive created a self sufficiency project, where ive planted over 150 fruit trees of all varieties local and exotic.. everything under the sun. I dont pay attention to ur nonesense or ur degenerate culture.

U are not on my level. No man in this country is. I am a Sigma of a level u have never seen or met in life before. My circle is super small, and guarantee there is no low iq performers around me. Liabilities. Cowards, weaklings. They cant endure around me.

I accomplish everything myself. Solo. No team. I am just so strong that i offer to help others with a.pitance of my excess time and energy.

To judge me by your own limits, or even by the most amazing person u know and revere with respect, is to underestimate me. Im already far too powerful for any of u or ur opinions in ur sad decaying life and society to matter. With ur covid vaccines..

Because ur fking weak!

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