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Comdoms or “Kamdoms” with Prime Minister’s face to be given out for carnival
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The group responsible for the gift giving drive over the Christmas vacation has decided to carry this same generosity into the carnival season by giving out free condoms to the adult population, each of them featuring the face of the nation’s Prime Minister, Kamla Persad-Bissessar, plastered across them.
The small group of citizens, who are yet to choose a title for their philanthropic organisation, recently held a press conference where the details of their project deemed ‘Kamdoms for Carnival’ were unveiled. The project touted as a family planning initiative will see these volunteers on the road Carnival Monday and Tuesday distributing contraceptives to revellers and observers alike – both male and female condoms, packaged in wrappers featuring the face of the Prime Minister. At the conference, attendees were provided with samples of the condoms, each featuring one of five portrait images of the Prime Minister. One particularly intriguing version of the portrait featured a winking KPB, as if to suggest she knew what was sure to come.
A representative for the group, Mr Browne Ozer, informed media personnel of the thought that went into the conceptualisation of the project. “Carnival revellers have no use for copybooks and mugs, as the children of the nation do in December. But they too need a constant reminder of the leader who is paving the way to a brighter T&T. So we thought about what people needed most at Carnival and the idea hit us as plain as day, ‘Condoms’.” He went on to outline how the project fit in with the government’s many other family planning initiatives, though when a reporter asked for an example of one of those initiatives he was unable to provide any at that time.
Revellers who receive one of the Kamdoms are in for a unique bedroom experience even beyond the packaging, as the condoms themselves have been scented with the Prime Minister’s favourite fragrance. Mr Ozer informed us that their aim is to create an ambience that feels like the Honourable Prime Minister is present during your post-festival trysts. He further called to mind the government’s current strong presence in the nation’s bedrooms through their anti-homosexuality policies and suggested that the condoms initiative is just another form of protection, as the government deeply penetrates our society. He closed the press conference with a promise that a report outlining the impact of the project would be made public in 8-9 months.
shake d livin wake d dead wrote:just heard on a popular radio station that our beloved PM plans to distribute condoms for the carnival season...and get this the condoms will have her face on them
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K74T wrote:Rofl...OP fell for this sh1t?
op just prove he believes in foolishness that is broadcasted on the airwaves.Some people lives for sheit.
1UZFE wrote:Cant wait.
Iz me n u kamz...
kurpal_v2 wrote:1UZFE wrote:Cant wait.
Iz me n u kamz...
Ah wa lick out she bumcee boiii
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But thanks anyway OP. Keep informing us of the important issues.
You does look for when pioneer abuse you yes...
Allergic2BunnyEars wrote:If you say the word "gullible" very quickly it sounds like the word "orange".
UML wrote:put a baliser on the condom and they will more likely use it and stop breeding criminals and making children for the government to mind
Slartibartfast wrote:Holy crap this is brilliant! She shows that she supports safe sex while promoting abstinence... cuz I mean who could maintain a stiffy while stretching her face over their "light saber".
Slartibartfast wrote:Holy crap this is brilliant! She shows that she supports safe sex while promoting abstinence... cuz I mean who could maintain a stiffy while stretching her face over their "light saber".
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