twas the night before christmas

[ismithx]

twas the night before christmas....

[VexXx Dogg]

and all through the land

[nervewrecker]

[pioneer]

and OP kept fapping, with lotion in hand

[VexXx Dogg]

with gay porn on the lappy at full blast

[stev]

he wondered how long he cud probably last

[sliderz1]

somebody pour me another drink

[kevin5211]

with the tabs incognito, the hardcorest porn porn, ears perked for the faintest sound

[Rory Phoulorie]

And Santa Claus got so fed up of the reindeer sheiting all over the north pole that he got an RPG and blew them all up. He then borrowed Mrs. Claus' Datsun 120Y to make his deliveries that night.

[VexXx Dogg]

but then the 120 at full throttle got stuck, and sent a piston through the block

[1UZFE]

So he den jump in he civic hatch, to check ah gyul to sniff she snatch

[VexXx Dogg]

but oh geed this nasty gyul aint bathe in weeks

[flvrufdwk]

Still, I messed up all her sheets.

[Rave1603]

he ate her ham and went on his way.

[~Vēġó~]

thinking of all the young ones in their beds as they lay....

[Snags]

Cause santa is a sick pervert, so he don't business

[dougla_boy]

"fewd is fewd" he says as he plays wit his penis

[VexXx Dogg]

then he remembered he wasn't a gattdamn paedophile and went to a tittybar instead
to get himself some bouncy jollies and maybe some head

[Richard Marshall]

No, he needs Jesus instead.

[redmanjp]

much, much lulz at this ched

[Mark!]

But santa drove the sleigh soooo quick, oh what a mistake,
Because of that he blew the welds on the intake.

[mark2.0]

so yuh kno he going an b late!

[1UZFE]

But dat aint go stop him from eatin mitsu chick cake..

[Rave1603]

while mrs claus spent her xmas all alone bcuz she had to bake...

[K74T]

This thread is dead, time to go to the wake.

[Rave1603]

whats dead ur p**** ....oh sorry my mistake

[rfari]

*DEDZ*

[TriP]

deader dan dead