Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

[slimsexytrini]

Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

[tr1ad]

ROFL.........

trailer park trash

[silent_riot]

Marmaduke lol

[brainchild]

News from that site isn't real

[X2]

Damn yo... dead man getting more action than some 2nrs !!!

[TRAE]

woi woi that man die hot and that woman effing nasty

[Greypatch]

where is the link ?

[silver]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp

Snopes say it false..and common sense too btw...

[VexXx Dogg]

How can a stiff get a stiffie?

come nah man, alyuh still believing email forwards?

[Greypatch]

Damn yo... dead man getting more action than some 2nrs !!!

LMAO

[mitsuboi]

Now that sheit was funny

[bluesteel29]

women ha urges too,buh wtf

[Greypatch]

pic of the oman ?

[TRAE]

pic of slimsexytrini

[rollingstock]

[bluesteel29]

^

pic of slimsexytrini

sigh....on 2ner its usually the total opposite

[r3iXmann]

How can a stiff get a stiffie?

come nah man, alyuh still believing email forwards?

rigor mortis

[rollingstock]

It happens

[foss]

rollingstock,

[r3iXmann]

no serious...people get erections when they die

and sometimes release semen etc

the article was poorly worded but it is possible

[nervewrecker]

what if he died while putting down a wuck?

[nervewrecker]

no serious...people get erections when they die

Vladimir, Estragon, is that you?

or you watching a different version of south park, they said you crap your pants after you die.

[brams112]

man dead and still getting sweetness oui,

[brams112]

is level beat out before she get cold oui,it have men beating out as they pick up the body in the dark under a tree,it have real sick men wukking in funeral homes oui

[brams112]

a guy, once in australlia,, beat out a girl who came from the hospital feared dead,, man beat out the thing untill she wake up,man fall off the box and ran,family said they will not press charges because he bought her back to life oui and this happened years ago

[SPRANG_A]

"at her dilapidated trailer home"

summarized

[shogun]

Would make an interesting "how mom met dad " story for the kid though.

[nervewrecker]

ya'll never saw a dead body exhumed? the nails grow...men grow back beards...normel normel

what about when you inject them with the T-virus ?

[- Rovin's car audio -]

if this is true then

we wud all expect ah man to do something like that but look thing

a guy, once in australlia,, beat out a girl who came from the hospital feared dead,, man beat out the thing untill she wake up,man fall off the box and ran,family said they will not press charges because he bought her back to life oui and this happened years ago

i do remember reading some yrsss ago - its a true story ...

[~Vēġó~]

must have a vid somewhey.....lol