Some good lines for the V-Day card

[antlind]

Here are some lines you can put into your wife/gf Valentine's Day card:

> (*) Gyul yuh have more form dan a secondary school
>
> (*) Yuh like a barb wire fence, ah cyah get ova yuh
>
> (*) You is de dhal in my dhalpourie, without you, I sada
>
> (*) Of all my sugars you're the most granulated
>
> (*) Baby yuh like a table, ah jus wa ress sumting on yuh
>
> (*) Yuh fadda is ah terrorist cuz you is de bomb
>
> (*) Meh love for yuh like diarrhea, ah jus cyah hol it in
>

[Rahtid]

it badup


AWOH!

[shotta 20]

School closed today ???

[rossi]

imagine yuh gyul is ah real dummy....

*opens card......"wait nah, yuh gone an write up in ah good Hallmark card???"

"buh baby, I buy dis in de pharmacy"



SLAP!

[foss]

someone got the BBM forward i see.

[gastly369]

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your sister.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

[rollingstock]

*gyul you face like ah typewriter, and yuh ass bumpy like de highway, so suck mih c0ck or walk the fokk home*

Romantic ain't it?

[rossi]

^^ raisin bamsee?

[Captainzaak]

ghahah, that sugar one might get yuh in trouble

[tr1ad]

eh dahlin

yuh wuh bull?

[rollingstock]

eh dahlin

yuh wuh bull?

Maybe, wha yuh offerin?

[devrat]

Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away

Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

[rollingstock]

[tr1ad]

ah doubles an a bull

[rollingstock]

ah doubles an a bull

Scene.

Meet mih by Mariana's

[ruffneck_12]

gyul yuh lookin jus like yuh smellin, fresh

give and take, drops panty like nuttin

[AYE_SOLDIER]

Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

[Dragsta]

1ploi

[shogun]

lol @ ched

[gt4tified]

Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away

Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

1threadsave!

[Bizzare]

Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

[TRAE]

i gave my girl a card saying---

On Face of Card: I will give you my heart
In card: If you give me your body

[*$kїđž!™]

great thread!!

[nervewrecker]

as vybz kartel said: come here gyul leme make yuh belly swell!!!!

[rossi]

What if yuh gyul tell yuh she pregnant today?

[janfar]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I have a fackin gun so get yuh arse in de car.

[nervewrecker]

hole eh cork, stick could pelt during 1st trimester plus dey does be extra horny.

[rossi]

and what about when she 7 months Slacker? yuh beatin it still?

[nervewrecker]

yuh ask if she come today & tell me she preggers, if she come today & tell me she 7 months along I telling she go by who full yuh.

& fyi a lil brush is recommended, I not too sure till how far along nah. Never had to go through this so I dont know.

[toyota2nr]

ah doubles an a bull

Scene.

Meet mih by Mariana's

Marianna's boy? Everybody does see yuh when yuh driving out from there. It right on the main road. Go down by boogie's instead.