Postby dark_lord_tnt » December 23rd, 2010, 12:00 am
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through trinituner
Not a creature was stirring, except a moderator.
Some were all drunk laying in drains with care
Others sober and hiding and riddled with fear.
sMASH was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of 7 Virgins danced in his heads.
And megadoc in his ‘kerchief, and his teddy in his lap,
Was trying to figure out, how he can nap.
When out on the road there arose such a clatter,
QG sprang under his bed he didnt care what was the matter.
Bullets came through the window, it gave a loud crash,
Put holes in the shutters and it messed up his stash.
Dead men laid on the road, Half a Dozen or so,
Thought of a river of blood a the sight below.
When, what to Kasey wondering eyes 6 hours after should appear,
But 3 policemen all stinking of beer.
Drunk was the driver, puking and sick,
Bizzare knew from that moment he had to hide and quick.
More rapid than a horse did this guy run,
Couldn't find a better place to hide his weed, except between the legs of a nun!
"2 guns! 5 clips!, 1 grenade and Drunken!
He tripped! ,He slid , He fell all broken!
Kasey on the top of the porch! Smash on top of the wall!
Observing! Mackoing! Mackoing! at all!"
As empty as wallets that before the bullets did fly,
No one saw nothing, afraid they would die.
When the police came in their direction away they flew,
"I aint see nothing" ,, "I aint see nothing too".
Police asked smash where were you ? "Sleeping on the roof"
Police asked Kassy where were you ? "Licking my hoof"
The police turned his head, and was turning around,
When the rum kicked in and he hit the ground with a bound.
Covered in Mud, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with cigarette ashes and soot.
A bundle of condoms stuck on his back,
that looked like it came from a criminals crack.
His eyes-how they were red!
Chewing on his ham and bread.
The Government forgot he had to be paid.
So he saved it from yesterdays raid.
MegaDuck sat with his pipe, grinding his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled while hugging his wreath.
He had a long face and a big empty belly,
People were so broke, they couldnt even afford coconut jelly!
One in The Government chubby and plump, looked like an old elf,
Everyone will laugh as they see him, in spite of their self!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave you knew you were going to be dead.
He speaks not a word, and does no work,
An idiot, a donkey, a monkey, a jerk.
Couldnt tell the difference between his backside and his nose,
He has 10 fingers and 11 toes.
When you read this dont laugh and whistle,
You could be next victim of a gun or a missile.
But now I say this as My words Go out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all, But do not sleep tonight!