How to stop birds from messing on yuh car

[pandu]

I having this problem at home, anywhere I park, in the driveway, garage, them damn birds mess all over my car.

I google it and find things about shooting them, poisoning them, closing the wing mirrors, getting a fake owl, etc...

Anybody have any tips? And where can I buy a fake owl?

[Cid]

Transform yu car into a giant bird nest.....
birds doh sheit in dae own nest

[drunkenscorpion]

dem bird like dog....they mark their territory oh wha

[silver]

doh park below anything dey cud perch on..like a ledge or telephone pole or wire...bird does hardly do a fly by sheit on yuh car...dey usually above it on s'thing...an yuh car jus happen to be below whatever it is dey sittin on...

if yuh hadda park whey u parkin....keep disturbing them when they alight on their perch until they become wary of the area..

[Damien]

give them some lomotil

[M_2NR]

a time cinco say to sh!t on them

or was it someone else... hrmmmm

[buzz]

get a decoy

Rubber snakes, Toy Hawk or Owl

[ronsin1]

how do I stop the neighbour chicken from shietin' in meh yard ah fed up

I pressure wash the yard last Sunday

[rollingstock]

what kinda car is it?

Almera with Sylphy badge.

[buzz]

how do I stop the neighbour chicken from shietin' in meh yard ah fed up

I pressure wash the yard last Sunday

cook it

Curry Shiet is teh bomb

[DrunkenMaster16]

a time cinco say to sh!t on them

or was it someone else... hrmmmm

[RoTaRyBoYz]

Only 1 way to fix this problem.. Find their nest and sheit in it. Make sure they see you doing it, that way the know not to mess (no pun) with ur sheit.

Often times it means that the birds trying to telling yuh that yuh have ah sheity ride

[pandu]

Oh gorm, not helpful reply. thanks eh.

and is ah cefiro that shiny too bad.

[Sinister_Audio]

Only 1 way to fix this problem.. Find their nest and sheit in it. Make sure they see you doing it, that way the know not to mess (no pun) with ur sheit.

Often times it means that the birds trying to telling yuh that yuh have ah sheity ride

allyuh is de bess yes ROFL

[RoTaRyBoYz]

OK, let's get serious here... Is it black birds we dealing with here?

[ronsin1]

how do I stop the neighbour chicken from shietin' in meh yard ah fed up

I pressure wash the yard last Sunday

cook it

Curry Shiet is teh bomb

how the fcuk yuh does curry sheit

[pandu]

Is doves (the little brown ones) and blackbirds.

[pandu]

they perch on the side of the window, or on the wing mirror, and look at their reflection, run up and down and mess.

[rossi]

Transform yu car into a giant bird nest.....
birds doh sheit in dae own nest

you're wrong, happy birds DO.

[RoTaRyBoYz]

Well those Blackbirds were sent out by the PNM to sheit on all PP supporters... There are 2 ways to fix this problem.

1. Install a gold teef in yuh mouth and move to Laventille, but it's advise yuh wear Clarks or drive a B14 instead.

2. Denounce the UNC and get yourself a PNM party card.

[MG Man]

they perch on the side of the window, or on the wing mirror, and look at their reflection, run up and down and mess.

my grapma had a solution that worked
he tied large black plastic bags over the mirrors and it kept them off

[Kasey]

GET A CAR COVER. They're attracted to their own reflection. I sure when the car dirty, they sh1t less.

[Trini Hookah]

I having this problem at home, anywhere I park, in the driveway, garage, them damn birds mess all over my car.

I google it and find things about shooting them, poisoning them, closing the wing mirrors, getting a fake owl, etc...

Anybody have any tips? And where can I buy a fake owl?

fcuk owls, stick about 35 chrome spiders pon ur car..

[M_2NR]

a time cinco say to sh!t on them

or was it someone else... hrmmmm

[rollingstock]

I having this problem at home, anywhere I park, in the driveway, garage, them damn birds mess all over my car.

I google it and find things about shooting them, poisoning them, closing the wing mirrors, getting a fake owl, etc...

Anybody have any tips? And where can I buy a fake owl?

fcuk owls, stick about 35 chrome spiders pon ur car..

Only applicable to crims dong lansa's dawg.

[shady23]

they perch on the side of the window, or on the wing mirror, and look at their reflection, run up and down and mess.

my grapma had a solution that worked
he tied large black plastic bags over the mirrors and it kept them off

Same thing I do, and it works. Simple solution.

[Trini Hookah]

Oh gorm, not helpful reply. thanks eh.

and is ah cefiro that shiny too bad.

cyah sparkle more than this gay..ah mean guy

[Cjruckus]

scare crow

[rollingstock]

[gallantpan]

Cover the mirrors with a plastic bag naa! & feed a stray cat on the car.