A cure for old age

d spike · Postby **d spike** » February 5th, 2010, 9:32 am

Yes folks, step right up...
A cure for senescence, or "old age" as it's known, has been found and will be hitting pharmacy shelves near you soon... The medication may be expensive at first, but its price might very well decrease when it floods the world market.

Side effects are fatigue, flatulence, pain in joints,diminished hearing/sight, ED, incontinence, graying hair/hair loss, short term memory loss, wrinkling of facial skin. In severe cases, complete loss of hearing/sight/mental faculties/mobility.

.:PROZAC:.. · Postby **.:PROZAC:..** » February 5th, 2010, 9:34 am

yuh keeping me in the dark, so what is it?

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » February 5th, 2010, 10:02 am

This guys actually 60

qd32 · Postby **qd32** » February 5th, 2010, 11:03 am

.ROZAC:.. wrote:yuh keeping me in the dark, so what is it?

straight back over the bowlers head... 4 runs.... :roll:

Postby **Dragist** » February 5th, 2010, 3:04 pm

qd32 wrote:
.ROZAC:.. wrote:yuh keeping me in the dark, so what is it?

straight back over the bowlers head... 4 runs....

[qd32]FACEPALM[/qd32]

.:PROZAC:.. · Postby **.:PROZAC:..** » February 5th, 2010, 3:07 pm

having an off day ok....

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » February 5th, 2010, 3:23 pm

.ROZAC:..,

Here yuh go

d spike · Postby **d spike** » February 5th, 2010, 3:54 pm

Ah well...

hong kong phooey · Postby **hong kong phooey** » February 5th, 2010, 4:02 pm

orrrrrrrrrrrr
now read the side effects

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » February 5th, 2010, 4:02 pm

d spike,

Firewall · Postby **Firewall** » February 5th, 2010, 4:11 pm

sooo, am MRS........link for the first pic? :oops:

buzz · Postby **buzz** » February 5th, 2010, 4:13 pm

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com ... eesome.jpg

Mr. Red Sleeper · Postby **Mr. Red Sleeper** » February 5th, 2010, 4:17 pm

Firewall,

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyl ... e-schmidt/

d spike · Postby **d spike** » February 5th, 2010, 4:21 pm

Mr. Red Sleeper wrote:d spike,

Dragsta · Postby **Dragsta** » February 5th, 2010, 8:01 pm

[img]http:370:284]http://www.newyorkslime.com/clinton-erection.jpg[/img]

jeft · Postby **jeft** » February 5th, 2010, 11:10 pm

d spike · Postby **d spike** » February 6th, 2010, 10:24 am

jeft wrote:

Unfortunately, your publicized opinion of not seeing any humour in the gag says less about the quality of the gag and more about an inability to appreciate good humour.

It's unfortunate that the inundation of American sit-coms has practically eradicated the "decent sense of humour" in this generation. (I personally think that an appreciation of the language has a lot to do with this, as wit and language proficiency are directly connected... but I digress.) Unless a gag has someone looking like an idiot afterward, getting hurt, or has cussing in it... then it's not accepted as funny by them.

MG Man · Postby **MG Man** » February 6th, 2010, 10:42 am

d spike wrote:Ah well...

tough crowd man

d spike · Postby **d spike** » February 6th, 2010, 11:12 am

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