^^ Seeing you're begging for a reply I assume that this tattoo is imperative and factoring in that I am dead bored allow me to swoop to your rescue. You're on an automotive website. You drive a Honda Civic according to your mini avatar profile thingy. Judging by your choice of vehicle it is plausible that you have above average intelligence
so this should be easy
Recipe for a good tattoo artist in south :
1) Don't bother looking in the Naparima Girls Cookbook, for once, the recipe you seek is NOT there.
2) Judging by the lack of responses on the board, ignore your preference for a South artist, this is the culinary equivalent of searing meat to seal in its juices; it sounds good in theory but in reality it doesn't get the job done.
3) Prior to inking ensure that the alcohol and the body do not come into contact with each other, such a combination leads to increased blood dilution and a desire to insert your swizzlestick in the batter of a nearby sket regardless of attractiveness. Furthermore, in some extreme cases, the chef may leave the tattoo premises with the name of said sket branded on their body in a manner akin to grilling. This dish has been known to leave somewhat of a bitter after taste and is certainly not the recommended outcome.
4) Add a pinch of gasoline to the Honda, we all know it gets great MPG so just a pinch should do.
5) Combine said intelligence with said vehicle and just drive to where Obasi is. The commute is certainly less tedious than the hospital visit for an infection or the regret of living with a tattoo done by a poor artist for the next 40 years.
6) Sit back and enjoy the process. Post healing invite female friends for taste testing of tattoo and, more importantly, of nearby and surrounding areas.
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