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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby Spitfir3 » April 16th, 2014, 10:48 am

Official Cool Story Bro thread?

Yesterday I was on my way to class, when a black cat fell from the sky. I didn't really know what that nonsense was about so I asked him if I could step around him because he was bad luck, but he simply meowed and then disappeared. I was a bit worried that maybe he'd teleported to Afghanistan or somewhere equally dangerous, but a wizard came and assured me that it was alright. I threw my Zune at him because I was 78% sure he was lying. The wizard roared at me and sentenced my mother to thirty five years of chain smoking. I was sad.

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby MG Man » April 16th, 2014, 10:49 am

mitsu_chick941 wrote:watching my weight....dont want to have to return the dress


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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby mitsu_chick941 » April 16th, 2014, 10:51 am

i do not think so

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby kevin5211 » April 16th, 2014, 11:01 am

aaaaan the award for best essay goeeessss toooooo



MGMan.

congratulations sir you just won yourself immunity from the next epic keyboard warrior beatup directed at you . valid for today only not applicable in the religion thread.

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

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mitsu_chick941 wrote:Image


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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby VexXx Dogg » April 16th, 2014, 12:09 pm

More beatup in this thread than with this guy

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby ~Vēġó~ » April 16th, 2014, 8:03 pm

hello....

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby de_dougla_smurf » April 16th, 2014, 8:56 pm

VexXx Dogg wrote:More beatup in this thread than with this guy


Yeah, shove d remote up yuh backside, that'll teach mom.

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby Slartibartfast » April 17th, 2014, 1:08 pm

Yes the rx-7 did hit it while rolling forward slowly. But there is clearly an error in that story. No way in hell it could be an rx-skyline. I think it was the rx-bedford if anything

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby Slartibartfast » April 17th, 2014, 1:41 pm

How Zebras Got Their Stripes - PART 1

An Essay by S. Larti Bartfast

Kamla gazed out of the floor to ceiling window on the 23rd floor, at the slow setting sun, as the foot steps grew louder. Her heart sank as she heard her superior pause just outside the door, and then, with a loud click of the [ADVERTISEMENT SPACE FOR RENT] mortise lock, the tall dark figure stepped through the door
"M-m-m-m-miss Kamla, what is dis"
"That's a door Jack. Why don't you close it and come in"
"How much ah h-hadda p-pay it"
"Nothi- Tree Fiddy, but if you give me four I'll take care of it for you"

Jack searched his jacket pockets for the appropriately sized roll, of what he liked to call "grease cash" or "W3-50" for the many times he used this contingency fund to get negotiations moving along smoothly. He tossed it to Kamla and said

"So wah I hadda d-do"
"Just swing the door in he opposite direction until it stops"

Jack closed the door, pleased with how he handled the situation and turned to Kamla and asked

"So, w-what is dis I hear aboutapolicevehicle, hitting a rx-bedford"
"Please, I will like to keep this meeting formal, don't speak to me directly"

Jack turned to the silhouette sitting slumped on the sofa and inquired.

"Missa Speeka, she seerus"
"Please, let's not be too formal about this, you can call me by my first name, "Pioneer" and yes she is not only serious, but seriously distraught. Let us not forget who the victim is her"
"D' police?"
Pioneer Laughed
"Of course not, we have lots more back at the station. However, they were carrying a package that was very dear to Madam president"
"You m-mean Prime Minister"
"I thought Robinson was dead"
"What about Carmona?"
"Like I said, they were carrying a package very dear to Madam Prime Minister"
"We have deer in Trinidad?"
"Yea-What?"
"How the deer fit in the police van"
"I don't think you unders-"
"They han'cuff it"
"No I said dear to-"
"I hope them fellas don't play touch-bamsee with it inside of-"
"ENOUGH! The package was a very sensitive chemical compound, developed specifically for Kamla's... uhh... ailments. This compound is very sensitive and can prove disastrous if fallen into the wrong hands"

END OF PART 1

What's this disastrous chemical!
Where is the rx-bedford!
What will happen to the deer!
Will this essay make up for Slarti's failing grade it Math!

All this and more in PART 2

Same Jack time
Same Jack Channel

actually I just have to start back doing work now. I will finish this when I reach home if allyuh really interested
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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby eliteauto » April 17th, 2014, 1:46 pm

^^^^Nah....... SEA result....Five rivers Junior Sec

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby K74T » April 23rd, 2014, 7:54 pm

Link not working but I placed the pics here from SSP.


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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby Slartibartfast » April 23rd, 2014, 7:55 pm

Obviously the police car that broke the light was driving sideways

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby ~*Pãñdorą*~ » April 23rd, 2014, 8:04 pm

Wow.. Look a RX that's solid and heavily reinforced as it's a 90's sports car and designed to not only go fast but withstand impact, roll over, crash. I've never seen one with those modifications though!

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby kjaglal76v2 » April 23rd, 2014, 8:13 pm

well well well, which idiot would believe that RX was "rolling"

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby Morpheus » April 23rd, 2014, 8:17 pm

Roll down a 60° hill probably......

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby Trini Hookah » April 23rd, 2014, 8:30 pm

darn TTPS rushing to go Caura ent :roll:

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby VexXx Dogg » April 23rd, 2014, 8:42 pm

...but he was just rolling off the line, bro.

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby acesinghit » April 23rd, 2014, 9:22 pm

K74 the police Chevy was a write off too or it just parked there?

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby A172 » April 23rd, 2014, 9:55 pm

Slartibartfast wrote:"Nothi- Tree Fiddy, but if you give me four I'll take care of it for you"

Jack searched his jacket pockets for the appropriately sized roll, of what he liked to call "grease cash" or "W3-50"


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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby BlueIce » April 23rd, 2014, 10:26 pm

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby de_dougla_smurf » April 23rd, 2014, 11:44 pm

Wow. Would love to hear the defense for those damages from both parties.

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby Trini Hookah » April 23rd, 2014, 11:53 pm

de_dougla_smurf wrote:Wow. Would love to hear the defense for those damages from both parties.

Scroll up and read posts by the dense chested defender of the "skyline".

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby kevin5211 » April 24th, 2014, 7:54 pm

de_dougla_smurf wrote:Wow. Would love to hear the defense for those damages from both parties.


thats easy mayne. the po po was driftin.

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby Slartibartfast » April 25th, 2014, 11:25 am

I think what really happen is the rx was slowing down for the red light when it turn green so he start speeding up again. Meanwhile, the police van see the light on yellow and think they could make it so they didn't bother to slow down. The result being the rx-7 t-boned the police van while they were both moving at a significant speed (anywhere between 40-80, I not that good at CSI to give you he exact speed and what the man wife was wearing from the dents of the car)

If you look at the front of the rx-7 it's obvious it was moving towards the van at faster than a "rolling" pace. However, if you look at the rx-7 from in front you can see then entire engine area warped to the right (most likely where the structural post between the doors hit the car) which implies that the police an was also moving at a significant speed.

Which means fiveforwards defense could be true in that the rx-7 did not brake the lights and was driving perfectly safe and within the speed limit of 50kmph during the collision, but he wasn't just rolling off the line. The police however are well known to go through more red lights than they stop for so I think they went through expecting that any car at the lights would take a few moments o pull off, but, the rx was already moving at speed.

Simply a case of both of them doing what they always do, and what a lot of others do, but, just happened to have really bad timing for each other.

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby de_dougla_smurf » April 26th, 2014, 10:10 pm

Slartibartfast wrote:I think what really happen is the rx was slowing down for the red light when it turn green so he start speeding up again. Meanwhile, the police van see the light on yellow and think they could make it so they didn't bother to slow down. The result being the rx-7 t-boned the police van while they were both moving at a significant speed (anywhere between 40-80, I not that good at CSI to give you he exact speed and what the man wife was wearing from the dents of the car)

If you look at the front of the rx-7 it's obvious it was moving towards the van at faster than a "rolling" pace. However, if you look at the rx-7 from in front you can see then entire engine area warped to the right (most likely where the structural post between the doors hit the car) which implies that the police an was also moving at a significant speed.

Which means fiveforwards defense could be true in that the rx-7 did not brake the lights and was driving perfectly safe and within the speed limit of 50kmph during the collision, but he wasn't just rolling off the line. The police however are well known to go through more red lights than they stop for so I think they went through expecting that any car at the lights would take a few moments o pull off, but, the rx was already moving at speed.

Simply a case of both of them doing what they always do, and what a lot of others do, but, just happened to have really bad timing for each other.


Sense.

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby kjaglal76v2 » April 27th, 2014, 12:10 am

no, d rx wrong

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby Aaron 2NR » April 27th, 2014, 12:20 am

de_dougla_smurf wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:I think what really happen is the rx was slowing down for the red light when it turn green so he start speeding up again. Meanwhile, the police van see the light on yellow and think they could make it so they didn't bother to slow down. The result being the rx-7 t-boned the police van while they were both moving at a significant speed (anywhere between 40-80, I not that good at CSI to give you he exact speed and what the man wife was wearing from the dents of the car)

If you look at the front of the rx-7 it's obvious it was moving towards the van at faster than a "rolling" pace. However, if you look at the rx-7 from in front you can see then entire engine area warped to the right (most likely where the structural post between the doors hit the car) which implies that the police an was also moving at a significant speed.

Which means fiveforwards defense could be true in that the rx-7 did not brake the lights and was driving perfectly safe and within the speed limit of 50kmph during the collision, but he wasn't just rolling off the line. The police however are well known to go through more red lights than they stop for so I think they went through expecting that any car at the lights would take a few moments o pull off, but, the rx was already moving at speed.

Simply a case of both of them doing what they always do, and what a lot of others do, but, just happened to have really bad timing for each other.


Sense.



same thing I'm thinking...

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Re: Two policemen injured in Couva crash

Postby skylinechild » April 27th, 2014, 6:56 am

Slartibartfast wrote:How Zebras Got Their Stripes - PART 1

An Essay by S. Larti Bartfast

Kamla gazed out of the floor to ceiling window on the 23rd floor, at the slow setting sun, as the foot steps grew louder. Her heart sank as she heard her superior pause just outside the door, and then, with a loud click of the [ADVERTISEMENT SPACE FOR RENT] mortise lock, the tall dark figure stepped through the door
"M-m-m-m-miss Kamla, what is dis"
"That's a door Jack. Why don't you close it and come in"
"How much ah h-hadda p-pay it"
"Nothi- Tree Fiddy, but if you give me four I'll take care of it for you"

Jack searched his jacket pockets for the appropriately sized roll, of what he liked to call "grease cash" or "W3-50" for the many times he used this contingency fund to get negotiations moving along smoothly. He tossed it to Kamla and said

"So wah I hadda d-do"
"Just swing the door in he opposite direction until it stops"

Jack closed the door, pleased with how he handled the situation and turned to Kamla and asked

"So, w-what is dis I hear aboutapolicevehicle, hitting a rx-bedford"
"Please, I will like to keep this meeting formal, don't speak to me directly"

Jack turned to the silhouette sitting slumped on the sofa and inquired.

"Missa Speeka, she seerus"
"Please, let's not be too formal about this, you can call me by my first name, "Pioneer" and yes she is not only serious, but seriously distraught. Let us not forget who the victim is her"
"D' police?"
Pioneer Laughed
"Of course not, we have lots more back at the station. However, they were carrying a package that was very dear to Madam president"
"You m-mean Prime Minister"
"I thought Robinson was dead"
"What about Carmona?"
"Like I said, they were carrying a package very dear to Madam Prime Minister"
"We have deer in Trinidad?"
"Yea-What?"
"How the deer fit in the police van"
"I don't think you unders-"
"They han'cuff it"
"No I said dear to-"
"I hope them fellas don't play touch-bamsee with it inside of-"
"ENOUGH! The package was a very sensitive chemical compound, developed specifically for Kamla's... uhh... ailments. This compound is very sensitive and can prove disastrous if fallen into the wrong hands"

END OF PART 1

What's this disastrous chemical!
Where is the rx-bedford!
What will happen to the deer!
Will this essay make up for Slarti's failing grade it Math!

All this and more in PART 2

Same Jack time
Same Jack Channel

actually I just have to start back doing work now. I will finish this when I reach home if allyuh really interested


:lol: :lol: continue kind sir you seem like a skilled novelist...not on par with CBH...but skilled nontheless

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